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Lampard is absurdly consistent. Even his interviews are always the same:
Serious point, light-hearted point [chuckle] but, no, serious point
Serious point, light-hearted point [chuckle] but, no, serious point
Good transition from Lamps here, gently parachuting back into seriousness after addressing the immediate goodwill
Willian already buying into the Lampard philosophy, great to see
To Peak Lampard, and Beyond https://twitter.com/JamesOlley/status/1179068330738618368
*Genuinely do actually* have a long-read about this tomorrow.
The Lampardian rollercoaster of interview emotion: a short film to accompany this week's piece for @TheAthleticUK
https://theathletic.com/1257098/
https://theathletic.com/1257098/
The ol' one-two
We go again, this doesn't slip
sigh
Possibly the smoothest, most effortless transition yet: 8/10
Bold move from Lampard, as he goes for the unprecedented lighthearted-point-serious-point-lighthearted-point-serious-point combination.
Jody Morris absolutely stepping up here https://twitter.com/NizaarKinsella/status/1213091131715657728
Great to see Getty Images recognising a one-man cultural phenomenon
Happy Friday, but also normal Friday
Now reaching Messi-like levels of making the extraordinary look ordinary on a weekly basis https://twitter.com/AndyHa_/status/1218583465446334465
This afternoon's Lampardian But-No Transition has officially been timed at 1.57 seconds: a new Premier League record
Frank Lampard on mobile telecommunications: as expected
SOUND OFF
Yeah, he's in on it now https://twitter.com/ryanbmuff/status/1223341103195344903?s=19
But no, this thread does not take a winter break
No serious-point twist here and, on this day of all days, quite rightly so 
Back in business
Frank Lampard in typical form as he ponders the downsides of solitary confinement
Some Sunday frankness
The opening 1.2 seconds of Lampard's latest press conference
Critics are hailing Lampard's latest as "a return to form" 
Conference Call Frank: arguably even better
Michael Caine absolutely nailing the Lampardian Transition technique, six years before its modern pioneer was even born 
Absolutely lures you in and then sets you straight, 10/10 https://twitter.com/criss_crossey/status/1262704292970082306
The Lampardian Transition here is so imperceptible, it's like street magic https://twitter.com/Zonal_Marking/status/1272630842351931392
Slightly rusty, which is understandable, but the new normal - as they say! - is rather like the old normal, really, isn't it
Some compelling evidence here that the Lampardian Transition might actually be remotely operated by the press of a button on a Stamford Bridge laptop
A whole year of building, all that hard work in the press room, all comes down to this: this is perfection. Liquid Lampard. The Carlos Alberto vs Italy 1970 of Lampardian Transitions.
