Thread by @pauleggleston, I had my leg X-rayed today.The doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'.I [...]

Paul Eggleston

pauleggleston

I had my leg X-rayed today.
The doctor said: & #39;Your patella measures 2.54cm& #39;.
I said: & #39;Inch-high knees?& #39;
He said: & #39;您的髌骨是2.54厘米高.& #39;

-My wife told me to bring this rooster upstairs and ask you to tattoo the central joint in its leg.
-Ink cock knee?
-My trouble & strife told me to bring this rooster up the apples & pears and ask you to tattoo the central joint in its scotch egg.

Mario: This-a Ford Mondeo is-a more like an Octavia inside.

Luigi: Inner more Skoda?

Mario: - .... .. ... -....- .- / ..-. --- .-. -.. / -- --- -. -.. . --- / .. ... -....- .- / -- --- .-. . / .-.. .. -.- . / .- -. / --- -.-. - .- ...- .. .- / .. -. ... .. -.. .

If that one doesn& #39;t take me to 7k followers I don& #39;t know what will.

- Cliff Richard is working as a villainous ophthalmologist. He sorted out my cataracts.
- In eye, rogue Cliff fixed?
- ...

I think this may be a new low for me.

[Tattoo parlour]
Me: & #39;I& #39;d like an insect on each leg, what would you recommend?& #39;
Tattooist: & #39;Ink ant on knees?& #39;
Me: & #39;我想每条腿昆虫，你会推荐什么？& #39;

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