1/ A brief guide to being a moron in crypto

#1. Predict the future and use it to stable up and swing trade any bad markets.

2/ Youre smart. You can time the market. Traders and analysts with decades of experience and knowledge, at companies with billions of dollars in the markets, try and fail at this but you are different and special.

3/ When you think a crash is due based on your 'analysis', you should sell to stables, then at the bottom buy back in. Many people succeed at doing this every crash, the other 95% who try it every week and fail are just unlucky (and not as smart as you).

4/ #2. Buy things that your friends (especially crypto friends) shill you

Your friends have your best interests at heart and so shills they give you must surely be really great investments and be more likely to get gains than those of a stranger on the internet.

5/ That they also own the token they are shilling you, and bought in before telling you is just because its so great they want you to share in the amazing gains that will surely come.

6/ If they plan to sell they will surely tell you beforehand, or discuss it with you and would not sell and then tell you afterwards.

7/ #3. Learn about the sector a project is operating in and become a global expert on whatever it is the project is doing. When doing this it is crucial that you use the project and community as the primary source of learning for this.

8/ Learn from the project about what the problem they are solving is. Learn how their solution solves it and how flawed the competitor options are. They and the community have prepared all the information for you.

9/ You don't need to waste time going to independent sources unless they are posted by them. Absolutely do not doubt that by reading online for a few weeks you can become an expert in these fields. Anyone not doing this is not doing their research.

10/ #4. Find really good communities who are fanatical in their belief of a project. The more people are into a project and the more they are obsessed by it, the better it obviously is.

11/ #5. Connect dots. Someone from the team taking a picture of a sky with clouds isn't coincidence. Together with the picture that the CTO posted the day before of some trees absolutely means Amazon Cloud Partnership.

12/ #6. Listen to influencers. These people don't have 50K+ followers for nothing. They are experts on technology and trading and should be listened to.

13/ Preferably you should copy trade everything they do. Many of these people are so rich now that they give away this advice to help others and just tweet these calls to help others do what they have done.

14/ #7. Owning tokens is as good as owning the stock. Yes you don't own any part of the business, assets or share of the revenue, but the price moves up and down just the same. That you just own a token thats used as part of some software they made means nothing.

15/ #8. Learn TA. Learning TA is one of the most important things you can do in crypto. Some people will tell you that there's nothing in past data that can predict the world events which have such great influence on the volatile crypto markets, but they don't understand.

16/ Its not about predicting the future. Its about probabilities.

If they state theres nothing in that past data which can create any accurate probabilities on the world events which move crypto then just give up and say that you'll have to just agree to disagree.

17/ #9. Trust in the teams and don't allow anyone to criticize them. Its unbelievable that anyone dares question the team on such things as why mainnet is delayed. They clearly don't understand software development.

18/ The team are busy working hard on delivering for us the token holders and they shouldn't be having people question them. They are busy working on the product.

19/ They don't need distractions about marketing. What use is marketing without product?! We should let them get their heads down, get on with it, they have our interest first. Not their own.

20/ Yes the token holders financed the entire project based on the promises in the whitepaper but doesn't mean they owe you anything. A whitepaper isn't a contract!

21/ Also never question the team selling tokens. That X million dollars per month are operational costs for the team. Its in the whitepaper! Anyone bringing this up clearly did not read the whitepaper properly (which is an investment sin).

22/ The tokens management are living a frugal life putting everything they have on the line to work on the project and would never be siphoning off these funds to prepare for their retirement in 18-24months.

23/ #10. When a partnership happens, take it to mean the same as the company they've partnered with saying its a great investment and you will be rich. Don't bother looking at what the details of the partnership are, or whether its any relevance to the token. Connect the dots.

24/ Even if there are no details they probably can't say it directly but by partnering it indirectly means theyve believe this will be worth a huge amount in the future. Why would they partner with them otherwise?!

25/ A solid partnership also means that everything the project has ever said is true and everything they said they plan to do will happen exactly as planned, because it will surely have all been checked during due diligence.

26/ #11. If your crypto friends get together and start some crypto DeFi token you should definitely invest in it and shill it. Its going to be an amazing success and as a friend you should support them, especially if it involves getting a great deal that the public don't get.

27/ That this project will likely not exist in 18 months with no volume and be dead doesn't matter. All those strangers who bought it and lost their money to you and your friends should have known that this is crypto, its what happens.

28/ #12. If you see any FUD on a project on Telegram or Twitter, the best way of finding out if this is something you should be concerned about is by posting it in as many places as possible and asking there is any truth to it.

29/ The more you do this, the more likely you are to find someone who can prove its incorrect and then you can go back and tell the fudder these details, which if they have any decency, will result in them removing it.

30/ #13. Assume that a good project is a good investment. You are not looking for quick money. You want something with good tech from good devs (you can trust the community that both these are true.

31/ They are experts on the project and therefore will have researched both these things). In the long run being in this type of project will pay off. It doesn't matter if everyone else is making 10x+ per year. You want to go the long term route and get your 10x over 5-10 years.

32/ Listen and follow the ideas of people who haven't made it yet. Everyones opinions on how to make it are equal, regardless of whether they've been successful at crypto or have been losing money for 3 years.

33/ Better still, you from your position of having not yet made it or knowing how to, should offer advice to others on how to do so