a (mostly not comprehensive) list of my favorite yizhan cpns (in no particular order). so/lo/s look away lmao. delulu bxgs let's hold hands and scream together.

ALRIGHT, LET'S DO THIS.

finger cpn of the other kind lol REMEMBER WHEN FINGER GATE BROUGHT US TO OUR KNEES? AND STILL DOES!? give us some closure!!!!

jaw cpn CAUSING A MELTDOWN IN YIZHAN LAND TO THIS VERY DAY at this point it should be a trigger warning okay?

cohabitation cpn pspspspsps WHEN GG'S PAST RESIDENTAL DETAILS WERE MADE PUBLIC DUE TO LEGAL PROCEEDINGS AND WE WENT BALLISTIC which brought us back to this particular interview rumored to be right after they moved in together/in the same bldg GOD THEY SICKEN ME

pet cpn COMING AT US IN 2022 LIKE ARE THEY REALLY JUST THE PERFECT FAM WITH A CAT AND A DOG AND THEIR DISGUSTINGLY HAPPY FACES?!?!?! yb is totally that pet dad that undoes xz's obedience training every time xz is gone.

tattoo cpn HAUNTING US LIKE PLEASE SIRS SPARE OUR SANITY AND JUST SHOW US YOUR NAKED BODIES AND THE COUPLE TATS ALREADY

missed flight cpn RIGHT AFTER THEY WERE RUMORED TO BE IN THE SAME CITY AGAIN FINALLY GETTING SOME QUALITY BOING BOING DOI DOI TIME TOGETHER???

studio cpn BECAUSE THEIR STUDIOS ARE DATING EACH OTHER and while we're at it, so are their stylists. BITE ME!

gg secret designer for yb's everything cpn LIKE LET US LIVE YOU WEIRDOS IN LOVE WE GET IT YIBO YOUR GG LOVES YOU AND DESIGNS EVERYTHING FOR YOU your racing suit, panther logo, his art is coded for you, and he likes you best okay? FUCK YOU and your posts on ALL socmed platforms.

stingy gg sharing dd's ximalaya account cpn BECAUSE OFC THE CHONGQING PEPPER IS SHARING ACCOUNTS WITH HIS BAE AND LISTENING TO HORROR PODCASTS AND ADLAD RELATED INTERVIEWS and then the bookshelf magically goes private when fans notice and FREAK THE FUCK OUT!

buya boji cpn LOOK. LISTEN. I JUST WANNA CLAW MY FACE BUT IF GGDD ARE BEHIND THIS THEN THEY JUST LOVE FUCKING AROUND WITH US DON'T THEY???

yb seeing the bday truck bxgs rented with xz's voice wishing him happy bday cpn LMAO LIKE C-BXGS GOT GUTS sending a bday truck around his ttxs bldg (?) with xz's voice wishing him and APPARENTLY YB SAW IT???

yb smiling when xz's oppo ad came on screen at nye cpn LIKE I WOULD TOO BUT YIBO PLEASE HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT THE WAY HE LIT UP WHEN XZ'S OPPO AD CAME ON THE BIG SCREEN SMH for the life of me i can't find that moment he smiles but istg it's embarrassing!

yb seeing wangxiao headband cpn LIKE COME ON WHEN DOES YB EVER SMILE LIKE THAT AT RANDOM FANS?? YIBO SHUT UP AND HIDE YOUR EMBARRASSING FACE!!

xz seeing bxg signs cpn AND SMILING SUPER HARD AND BLUSHING AND TURNING TO LOOK AT THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN GO CHECK THE VIDEO AND FANCAMS OUT UWU don't forget xz watching yb dance and yb not finding the mic to announce xz's performance after him *sobs*

ggdd matching nye stage cpn WITH THE COLORS AND THE FIRE/WATER AND THE DRAGON/PHOENIX!!!!!!

you're more clingy cpn LIKE DO I EVEN NEED TO EXPLAIN??? XZ KNOWS HIS PUPPY IS CLINGY AND YB IS LIKE *pikachu shock face*

post tencent breakfast for two cpn OMG THIS IS MY FAV I THINK THEY SPENT THE NIGHT TOGETHER AFTER TENCENT 2019 AND XZ POSTED THIS BREAKFAST PIC THE NEXT MORNING UMM TWO OF EVERYTHING??? SUS. AND THEN YB WAS SPOTTED IN PINK AT THE AIRPORT.

baobao cpn where fans lip read yb in this moment BUT LIKE THE ENTIRE TTXS AND HAPPY CAMP INTERACTION TBH LIKE I AM DYING OF UWU and the birth of "yizhan" on ttxs and all the jealous xz/yb moments on happy camp and yb's necklace bruising him and god so much!!!

yb adjusting his schedule to record wuji together with xz and them holding hands cpn LIKE IM BAWLING MY EYES OUT JUST THINKING OF THIS AND THEM GIGGLING WHILE RECORDING AND ALL OF IT FUCK YOU TWO

yb dropping in on ool set multiple times cpn APPARENTLY HE DID FLIGHTS THROUGH SHANGHAI WHICH WAS CLOSE TO OOL FILMING IN WUXI AT THE TIME AS HE TRAVELED BACK AND FORTH FOR WORK BUT ONCE OOL ENDED HE STOPPED DOING SHANGHAI LAYOVERS sus so sus yb.

all the necklaces xz gifted to yb cpn OUR DEAR BELOVED OX NECKLACE WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN AND THE BRIEF DAISY/SUNFLOWER ONE AND THE BONE NECKLACE THE PUPPY CARRIES AROUND uwu god bless xz for buying him these!

xz our song cut audio cpn WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT WHY HE WANTED TO SING SUMMER BREEZE AND NA YING WAS LIKE "oh dear boy you've just given it all away (revealed yourself)" and the show never aired it LMAO also look at my bb looking hot in 144 px

the many sus ggdd spottings in the wild cpn LIKE THAT ONE CONCERT, THE MANY ALLEGED ON SET VISITS FOR SDOC, BAH, LUOYANG, AND XZ'S NINJA MOVES AND HENGDIAN VISIT DURING THE WORST OF 2020.

not gonna post any pics or proofs, sorry! but have an idiotic yizhan pic as consolation.

*whispers* japan cpn WE DON'T TALK ABOUT BRUNO NO NO NO NO NO WE DON'T TALK ABOUT JAPAN AND BLOCKING WECHAT AND I MISS YOU CAPS NO NO NO NO NO NO BANISH THE ANGST WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT NO NO NO NO

sharing bodyguards etc cpn WHEN GG WAS STILL STRUGGLING AND DD WAS LIKE "LET ME BE THE ONE YOU TURN TO GG I WANNA HELP YOU" (i may or may not be quoting my own fic bite me) AND THE MANY MOMENTS WHEN YB'S BODYGUARDS PROTECTED GG INSTEAD OF YB WHO JUST TRAILED BEHIND LMAO

gg's refusal to do other cps cpn WHERE HE CLOSED HIS CP TOPIC WITH WZC AND REFUSED TO DO A CP WITH YZ FOR OOL (btw i am loving ool and yz and their sweet friendship)

this is how i imagine xz's face when they dared to think of putting him in other cps:

dls getting gg's wechat for dd cpn AND THE WHOLE TTXS-XZ WEIBO INTERACTION LIKE PRAY TELL US WHO IS THIS NEW FAN OF XZ, TTXS and like who knows if dls got the wechat for dd or not and if dd and gg chatted after their first ttxs metting BUT LIKE HOW FUCKING CUTE IS THIS???

budweiser cpn BECAUSE WHEN GG DROPS THE CANDY BOMB HE HAMMERS IT REAL HARD like the ad referenced so many yizhan things like umm 29 yrs old?? love in summer??? 6 yrs age gap?? couple tattoos??? AND THEN THERE'S THIS POSTER THAT SO HELP ME GOD LOOKS LIKE THEM BUT WITHOUT THE MOLE.

my friend from a drama set cpn WHERE HE KEEPS REFERRING TO A FRIEND FROM A DRAMA who taught him how to eat sichuanese hotpot to reduce the spiciness and introduced him to and got him hooked on cold brew tea and who he games with (im not even going to get into their gamer tag cpn)

lmao guess i am doing yizhan couple gamer ids cpn WHICH IS A CLAIM TO KNOW YIZHAN'S GAMER IDS FOR THE GAME, HOK, and track them playing/coming online/their geolocation that hint towards the two ids being a pair who play together, boost each other and buy couple items in the game.

BRIEF PAUSE TO REFLECT ON WHAT I HAVE BECOME:

in three months, it will be three years since i fell in the yizhan pit and there is no end in sight for my free fall. it's amazing how my brain retains EVERY LITTLE THING related to these two bois but NOTHING ELSE.

to sum it up:

ok xz pic blurs cpn WHERE HE BLURRED A POSSIBLE SUITCASE THAT BELONGED TO DD ONCE AND PERHAPS EVEN DD HIMSELF LMAO

it's snowing lao wang cpn THAT VIDEO OF XZ ENJOYING THE SNOW LIKE THE CUTE BABY HE IS AND HIS TEAM MUTING ONE PART OF IT WHERE PEOPLE THINK HE SAID "it's snowing, lao wang!" I'M JUST GONNA CRY IN THE CORNER.

yizhan changing their flights and seats to be together cpn LIKE OMG THIS WAS SO CUTE they have flown together twice that we know of and apparently one time one of them changed flights so they could be on the same one and someone even changed their seats so they can sit together.

their voices in each other's videos cpn LIKE WHEN XZ'S GIGGLES WERE HEARD WHEN YB DID THE CARD TRICK FOR SDC PROMO or when we heard xz's voice when yb did the virtual ttxs episodes during quarantine or yb's voice singing alongside xz's for one of his performances.

xz's mom sending them meds to boost immunity cpn WHERE PEOPLE THINK WHEN HE SAID "MOM SENT ME SOME MEDS..." he was referring to xz's mom because he would say "my mom..." when referring to his own mother.

watch cpn BOTH GG AND DD HAVE BEEN CAUGHTING CHANGING THE TIME ON THEIR WATCHES xz did it for his photoshoot and had 8:05 and 10:05 in different photos from the same shoot and yb changed the time on his watch while shooting ttxs too lol

backstage together at tencent 2020 cpn AT XZ'S HUGE COMEBACK FIRST PERFORMACE SINCE THE SCANDAL but he was never seen seated out front and neither was yb and rumor was that xz had to remain backstage so yb decided to stay with him the whole time uwu!

tencent 2019 cpn WHERE THEIR ROOMS BACKSTAGE WERE NEXT TO EACH OTHER FUCK FUCK FUCK and this was the tencent where they were all happy and talking and lost in each other AND OH THE SWOLLEN LIPS IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE EVENT AFTER THEIR OUTFIT CHANGE sus very sus

ni/ke two shoe cpn WHEN ALL THE OTHER CELEBS WHO RECEIVED THIS GIFT FROM N/IK/E HAD ONE TUB OF ICECREAM but our wyb had two! why?? because he received two pairs of shoes?? maybe one for xz?? we will never know.

all the shoe cpns tbh LIKE YB REFERRING TO XZ WHEN HE POSTED SHOE DOUYINS (xz = xie zi = shoes) OR WHEN YB APPARENTLY TOLD XZ HE IS WEARING HIS SHOES AT THE CQL FANMEET and the red/blue shoes and white clouds in blue sky shows (all references to wangxian and things they said).

yb defending xz with shoe post cpn LOL ok i swear this the last shoe cpn (hopefully) BUT WHEN YB POSTED THIS PIC OF HIS OLD SHOES THAT HE WAS GONNA THROW OUT AND IT SAID SB which is slang for dumbass AND HE POSTED THIS RIGHT WHEN ANOTHER ACTOR DISSING XZ WAS TRENDING!!?

dragon boat cpn YIZHAN (and cql staff) GOING OUT TO EAT FOR THE FESTIVAL IS REAL but the cpn that yb sent his assistant to wait in line for hours cuz xz was craving japanese(?) cuisine and paps came thinking yb was with his gf but it was xz and yb clicked this pic of xz for weibo

yb bday cpn "what i realize at 21, hope i can still persist at 81" HE SPENT HIS 21ST BDAY AT CQL hitting xz as he did a countdown offering xz first slice with extra choc xz gifted him helmet and said "as long as ur happy bo-ge" they sat on the roof watching the stars and chatting

yb votf cpn where yb lip synced the lyrics except whenever brun/o ma/rs said "girl" AND RAISED HIS ARMS IN THIS MOVE AS IF HE WAS DANCING WITH A TALLER PERSON whereas the original video with chun lin showed the choreographer keeping his arms lower for a shorter person

xz bday yb helmet cpn WHERE YB WORE A HELMET THAT HAD 29 ON IT ON XZ'S BDAY IN 2020 WHEN XZ TURNED 29 his race was on xz's bday and he didn't wear his usual helmet AND XZ POSTED THIS ART WHICH HAD 8, 5, 9, 7 CANDLES guess who's bday that is

yb kissing ox necklace cpn WHERE HE WAS SPOTTED KISSING THE NECKLACE TWICE BEFORE HIS RACE UwU you will be missed ox necklace

xz coded art cpn WHERE TURTLES SPECULATE THAT XZ INCORPORATES YB AND OTHER RELATED EASTER EGGS IN HIS ARTWORK

follow up to necklace cpn PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS xz holding that flower that looks suspiciously similar to one of the cpn necklaces

follow up to wuji recording hand holding cpn WHEN THAT DUDE BLOCKS THE FRAME IS WHEN THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS JALPARI HAS THUS DECLARED THIS CPN BITE ME!!!

douban cpn in 2021 4 articles were taken down from douban, 3 about wyb dating eq and 1 that said yizhan has broken up IN ORDER TO REPORT ON DOUBAN YOU HAVE TO DO IT WITH YOUR ID AND YOU HAVE TO BE AN INVOLVED PARTY and now an article about xz-wyb rivalry was removed pspspspsps

follow up to the dragon boat festival cpn YB WAS SEEN THE NEXT MORNING AT THE AIRPORT IN THE SAME CLOTHES THAT HE WAS WEARING THE PREVIOUS NIGHT WHEN HE WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH XZ and other cql staff members JUST SAYIN

more 11.11 cpn WE DON'T TALK ABOUT ANGST but also remember when yb was supposed to introduce xz but couldn't find the mic?? cpn cpn cpn

customized couple mic and earpiece cpn RED AND GREEN MIC AND EAR PIECE SZD bite me!

pd101 xz appearance cpn WHERE YIZHAN HAD TO PRETEND TO BE STRANGERS even tho they were simultaneously shooting for cql at the time and yb even taught xz his choreo for the ep BUT THEY ALSO SHARED AN EARPIECE and xz was caught doing yb's dance steps and yb was smiling more!

xz wang jie cpn WHERE XZ USED "JIE" AS HIS WORD IN AN AWARDS SHOW jie is also yb's real name (2nd tone) XZ WROTE THE PINYIN FOR "JIE" and didn't specify which tone he meant to use for the word PRAY TELL US WHY, GG???

xzs bday calendar cpn REMEMBER WHEN ONLY THE PAGES FOR 8 (AUG) AND 10 (OCT) HAD PICS OF XZ WITH CANDLES sus, very very sus.

yuncifang adopting yizhan cpn WHEN YB SEEMED TO BE VERY CLOSE AND COMFY WITH AYUNGA at the cctv centennial anniversary program STUCK TO HIS SIDE THROUGHOUT THE EVENT played ping pong, went to the gym, and chatted with him A LOT we love to see our fav gay dads adopting our bb gays

follow up to xz's 29 bday cpn WHEN THIS PIC WAS CIRCULATING and the source was unknown and the angle and quality was diff from official pics MAYHAPS DD LET IT OUT? it was rumored that dd was a few hours from the lake and was gone that eve and came back late at night to shoot.

ggdd oasis points cpn WHERE WE DELULU OVER THEIR OASIS POINTS GOING UP each time the other posts something esp yb's points going up when xz posts pspspspsps the good ol' days when they apparently used to chat with each other on oasis and racked up points and levels like crazy!!!

yizhan endorsements collab cpn REMEMBER THAT REMARKABLE PERIOD WHERE SO MANY OF THEIR BRANDS DROPPED COLLABS??? me neither pspspsps ggdd brands szd THIS IS ALL FAKE AND DELULU OF COURSE

f/xx/ki/ng/rab/bi/ts brand cpn JUST A FUNNY COINCIDENCE OF YIZHAN WEARING THIS BRAND inc the t-shirts, masks, etc and the hilarity of its name and bondage bunny designs and the lion/bunny line