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Would you suck a penis instead of going to prison?
There is actually a very simple personality test that I developed myself that can tell precisely who would serve the jail time and who would suck a penis to get out of it.
Im going to explain it to you now.
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There is actually a very simple personality test that I developed myself that can tell precisely who would serve the jail time and who would suck a penis to get out of it.
Im going to explain it to you now.
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Let's imagine the government, the police and the military gave everybody this ultimatum.
A very funny thing would happen.
Many would suck the penis, but they wouldn't do it quietly.
If THEY suck the penis they would make you feel guilty for NOT sucking the penis.
A very funny thing would happen.
Many would suck the penis, but they wouldn't do it quietly.
If THEY suck the penis they would make you feel guilty for NOT sucking the penis.
"LOL you're going to get locked up, bad things are going to happen to YOU. Why don't you just suck the penis like everybody else?"
With enough of them doing it the shame and stigma of surrendering your manhood in this way would vanish, it would become the norm.
With enough of them doing it the shame and stigma of surrendering your manhood in this way would vanish, it would become the norm.
Those of us who refused to sucked the penis would suffer.
Prison sentences imposed on us, we would be locked up unable to live our lives as normal!
But here is the crazy thing.
Eventually those of us who didn't suck penis would be vindicated.
Prison sentences imposed on us, we would be locked up unable to live our lives as normal!
But here is the crazy thing.
Eventually those of us who didn't suck penis would be vindicated.
With enough people resisting the government wouldn't be able to lock us ALL up.
Protests would break out, riots in some countries.
"How DARE you tell us what to do with our bodies!" we would cry.
There is no way the government could actually impose this on all of us.
Protests would break out, riots in some countries.
"How DARE you tell us what to do with our bodies!" we would cry.
There is no way the government could actually impose this on all of us.
Those who sucked the penis would naturally take the governments side, their pride gone and shamed by those who refused they would brand the resistance as bad guys, against the "greater good".
"If we all just sucked penis life would return to normal." Right?
Well...
"If we all just sucked penis life would return to normal." Right?
Well...
Knowing governments they wouldn't even set the penis suckers free.
All the penis was sucked but it's hard to tell who sucked it.
The "I sucked penis" QR codes are easily bought or faked, so it tries to lock THOSE people up too.
The penis suckers blame the non suckers.
All the penis was sucked but it's hard to tell who sucked it.
The "I sucked penis" QR codes are easily bought or faked, so it tries to lock THOSE people up too.
The penis suckers blame the non suckers.
Eventually the government would just drop it.
You can't lock everybody up and once the government realise this their ridiculous policy will be dropped.
Those who didn't suck penis could continue life as normal. But here is the kicker!
We held out, and we won. No penis sucked.
You can't lock everybody up and once the government realise this their ridiculous policy will be dropped.
Those who didn't suck penis could continue life as normal. But here is the kicker!
We held out, and we won. No penis sucked.
We would now live in a strange aftermath, where we would walk around looking each-other in the eye.
Life is normal.
But I know... That you sucked that penis.
You surrendered your body and your dignity to the wild demands of the government.
And you can NEVER un-suck it.
Life is normal.
But I know... That you sucked that penis.
You surrendered your body and your dignity to the wild demands of the government.
And you can NEVER un-suck it.
So back to my original question.
How do you know if your friends would suck penis to avoid jail or not?
Simple.
Ask them their Vakshination status.
Game over guys.
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/england-ends-covid-restrictions-including-isolation-law-83083926#:~:text=LONDON%20%2D%2D%20All%20government%2Dmandated,for%20at%20least%20five%20days.
How do you know if your friends would suck penis to avoid jail or not?
Simple.
Ask them their Vakshination status.
Game over guys.
https://abcnews.go.com/Health/wireStory/england-ends-covid-restrictions-including-isolation-law-83083926#:~:text=LONDON%20%2D%2D%20All%20government%2Dmandated,for%20at%20least%20five%20days.
