1/Welp, I spent last night continuing my research into the #blizzard2022 #hoax.

Thankfully, @Twitter and Facebook have helpful algorithms that pointed me in the direction of *real* experts who helped me round out my thinking.
2/I studied poignant, analytical memes from leading thinkers in finance, technology, and art sales.

To my surprise, their insights actually CONFIRMED all of my pre-conceived notions about this storm.

Thanks for the research help @twitter!
3/All of this research has led me to conclude that the hype around #blizzard2022 is being driven by the weather-industrial complex.

In short, it is all #propaganda.

I am concerned for our republic.
4/First of all, @CDCgov says blizzards are no big deal so long as you& #39;re financially stable, don& #39;t have to leave your house for work, have food, can afford heating and internet, and don& #39;t have to worry about power outages.

Those apply to me. So why should I care about others?
5/This morning, my neighbors said I needed to put salt on our shared sidewalk to keep THEM safe!

But putting salt down is inconvenient. Why should I be inconvenienced to help others in my community?

Can& #39;t people who are vulnerable to slips and falls just stay inside?
6/Get this: my town implemented a "parking ban" too. They say it& #39;s to help them keep roads cleared.

But it really amounts to the government telling me, a taxpayer, what I can and can& #39;t do with my own private property. Didn& #39;t we fight a war against England to prevent this?
7/This is a blatant violation of the Takings Clause of the 5th Amendment to the @usconstitution.

It also violates the Declaration of Independence.

A lawyer I chatted with last night on Facebook says this could go all the way to @SCOTUS. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifth_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fift...
8/And these so-called meteorologists have no clue what they& #39;re talking about.

Earlier this week, the forecast was for 10-20 inches. Then it changed to 8-12 inches. And now they& #39;re hyping it up as a "blizzard"!

I challenge @KeithCarson to debate me publicly on this.
9/I also find it deeply suspicious that their "models" change all the time. I thought this was "science", which does not change (see, e.g., gravity).

Who pressured them to change the models? My hunch: follow the $$$ and we& #39;ll find out.
10/We really need to be talking about the impact of #blizzard2022 on our kids!

Were it not for the alarmism of Organized Meteorology, our kids would be outside playing today.

But instead, kids are inside.

That is unacceptable. #letthemplay
11/Now I& #39;m watching @weatherchannel and they& #39;re telling people to wear gloves if they go outside.

Do we know what the long-term side effects of gloves are? How do we know that gloves won& #39;t cause skin infections? Or vitamin D deficiency?

We need randomized trials. #facts
12/And gloves DON& #39;T WORK!

The "experts" say that good gloves help prevent frostbite. That& #39;s nonsense.

I know a guy who got frostbite even though he was WEARING GLOVES. #CHECKMATE
15/Honestly, this "wear gloves" thing is ridiculous.

What& #39;s next? Telling me that I won& #39;t get service in a store unless I& #39;m also wearing a shirt or shoes?

We need to stop living in fear, #sheeple!
16/Here& #39;s how I see it: I don& #39;t need gloves.

Treatments for frostbite are SO GOOD now. I& #39;ll be fine.

I am warm blooded and have a skin system that is perfectly capable of keeping me warm, thank you very much. #Factsnotfear
17/I went out for a drive this morning and the entire town is on lockdown!

This is a completely ridiculous overreaction to something that is seasonal, and will literally melt away. It will assuredly be gone by Easter. #blizzard2022
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