it’s so fucking funny to me that jazz exists in the star wars universe.

what the FUCK is going on https://twitter.com/philjamesson/status/1477118522820108293?s=21

there’s no way. there’s no way. there’s no way

this is such a stupid fucking thing to become the joker over and yet here i am

they could’ve called it jazz. they could have called it grongfungle. they could’ve called it space jazz. they called it jizz. why would they call it jizz

i’m 50/50 rn between “i need someone to eternal sunshine this knowledge out of my fucking brain immediately” and “i shall become our nation’s foremost jizz scholar”

this little pervert. this fucking freak

hmm.

i have wasted so many fucking neurons on useless star wars knowledge over the years. and somehow i missed. THIS? JIZZ.

do not know what to make of this as my first foot in 2022

ok. now you’re just fucking with me

happy year or whatever. i guess

cannot believe i’ve started 2022 by getting jizzpilled.

my burden

george lucas: his name is droopy mccool. he’s the greatest jizz wailer. he lives and breathes jizz

me: um. ok i guess. hey random question, what will his head be shaped like https://twitter.com/Genders_Game/status/1477350814956105733

we must hold george lucas accountable for his crimes