this is what aliexpress suggested under that item.
please tell me what's the connecting thread, algorithm
please tell me what's the connecting thread, algorithm
I'm pretty sure the problem is that I rarely buy anything on aliexpress and the #1 reason I click anything is because the thumbnail is wacky and I'm like "WTF is that weird shit?"
the end result is that it is like HEY DO YOU WANT A USB DRIVE SHAPED LIKE A TOOTH?
OR A SEX TOY THAT'LL REALLY MAGNETIZE YOUR STRAWBERRIES?
OR A MATERNITY BRA FOR HANDS-FREE MILKING?
HOW ABOUT A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD WITH AHEAGO SHREK KEYCAPS?
OR A SEX TOY THAT'LL REALLY MAGNETIZE YOUR STRAWBERRIES?
OR A MATERNITY BRA FOR HANDS-FREE MILKING?
HOW ABOUT A MECHANICAL KEYBOARD WITH AHEAGO SHREK KEYCAPS?
this is neat. it's a little macintosh-styled external mini-display.
3.8" diagonal.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003235373784.html
3.8" diagonal.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003235373784.html
I saw the top part and was like OH GOD NOT MORE SEX TOYS but hey, it's weirder:
it's an Intravenous Practice Arm!
it's an Intravenous Practice Arm!
and an intubation practice kit.
this one has SMARTS so naturally I'm tempted to make it into a keyboard
this one has SMARTS so naturally I'm tempted to make it into a keyboard
it's funny when you hit an item like that and then all the suggested items are suggestive clothing with stuff like "yes daddy" and "daddy's lil slut" and then this
THE SEXIEST CLOTHING
"believe in uself tapestry Wall Hanging Astrology Divination Bedspread"
that is Miranda Cosgrove. of iCarly.
that is Miranda Cosgrove. of iCarly.
BTW lesbian gibby is apparently their #2 best selling product
another lesbian! Gibby and Garfield. The fictional characters are becoming lesbians in alphabetical order!
also this one is only available in a men's cut
also this one is only available in a men's cut
you ever see a shirt and you're like "ugh, this is horrible, and also I know someone I want to buy it for"?
CPOYRIGHT
and a monkey island alignment chart shirt?
this is definitely stolen and I probably know the person it was stolen from
this is definitely stolen and I probably know the person it was stolen from
if you want more, I have a bunch of links to other threads quite like this one on my wiki:
https://floppy.foone.org/w/Twitter_Info_Threads#Aliexpress.2Febay.2Famazon_is_full_of_Weird_Junk
https://floppy.foone.org/w/Twitter_Info_Threads#Aliexpress.2Febay.2Famazon_is_full_of_Weird_Junk