#BKDK, mentions of kidnapping, O!QL!Izuku, A!PH!BKG

Katsuki was patrolling the streets, nothing new for the #7 Pro Hero. He'd occasionally stop for fans, only the kids, and sign a notebook or two and take a picture with them.

He'd ignore the squeals of his more infatuated fans, primarily teens and young adults, screaming their love for him. He simply continues on, not giving them a second of his time, keeping a keen ear out for any distress.

Everything is okay, pretty boring, before an echoing, feral roar bellows. Katsuki whips around to see a man, late thirties, early forties booking it down the street, into stopping traffic, holding a wailing, squirming infant.

Behind the man, clearly a beta, a feral Omega runs after them. The omega, clearly the dam of the kidnapped child, looks dangerous, large, easily three-inch canines drooling foaming venom, eyes slitted as he books it after the man,

who seems to be regretting his decisions by the second. Katsuki's body burns with a nostalgic feeling, but he has no time to place it before leaping into action.

The omega seems to be speeding up, thigh muscles bulging under tight black leggings, claws extending from sharply manicured fingernails, jumping over stopped cars with agile, perfected moves, closing in on the kidnapper.

"GIVE HER BACK!" The dam roars, mossy curls whipping in the wind as he runs after the sweating beta. The infant continues to cry and scream, wriggling in the beta's arms, slipping out of the man's sweaty, shaking grasp.

Everyone gasps as the infant seems to fall in slow motion, the dam's eyes widening before a glowed hand catches the small infant. Katsuki pants, rolling to a stop as the Omega stops short, chest heaving for air as he carefully grasps his warbling pup,

sparing a glance to Katsuki who shoots up and explodes down the street, quickly apprehending the beta man, who looked quite winded. The beta didn't even struggle as he was handcuffed, wheezing from overexertion. Katsuki paged for the cops and an ambulance for the dam and pup.

Another patrolling hero comes over, keeping the man from running as Katsuki returns to check on the dam and pup. Passing civilians had crowed the dam, all checking whether he or the pup need any help, but all part when Katsuki comes through.

Katsuki crouches down, finally taking in the Omega's appearance. They lock eyes, both of their eyes widening. Katsuki stares at his ex-best-friend-turnedv-crush-turned-middle-school-victim.

Katsuki's jaw drops in shock, eyes dropping towards the small, still squirming infant in De-/Izuku's/ arms, seeing a mess of blond curls, freckles dotting pudgy cheeks, and glazed red eyes staring at him. Katsuki's heart suddenly lurches, inner bastard howling,

/Our pup! Our Omega! Omega is strong!! OUR PUP IS ADORABLE!! LITTLE FRECKLES!!/ Katsuki nearly chokes on his saliva, although he cannot deny that this is...no doubt, his pup.

But there's one small detail that throws him off...

HE'S A FUCKING VIRGIN?!?

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Katsuki Bakugou is, admittedly, panicking. How in the frick-frack-fiddly-FUCK does he, loser Alpha virgin, have a child?!?

Staring at the small hiccuping babe in his longtime crush turned bully-victims arms is mind-boggling, turning his entire world on its axis.

The small blond-haired babe could only be a few months old, freckled cheeks scrunching up as the small baby hiccups softly tugs on Katsuki's paternal instincts hardwired into his lizard brain.

Katsuki has no idea how the small adorable pup was conceived, but he knows it's his!

HE LOOKED THE EXACT SAME AS A BABY!

Well... minus the freckles, the little babe looks exactly like him.

His mind is still reeling, alpha lizard brain howling in joy at the sight of their frankly adorable pup. The logical side is freaking the hell out.

Was it a quirk accident? Was it a drunken one-night stand he forgot???

No, it can't be that! He only drinks in the safety of his own home. The only thing he drinks at the clubs his pseudo-pack drags him to is soda or fucking water! He's the official designated driver, goddamnit! He wears that role with fucking pride!

So...

HOW THE HELL DOES HE HAVE A CHILD?!?

He hasn't done the do, the devil's tango, he hasn't bumped uglies, hasn't done what-fucking-ever other names there is for sex.

HE HASN'T!

He hasn't gotten drunk outside his house, no weird quirks, no donating his sperm-

...

Oh.

He did donate his sperm.

Huh. Who thought a dare to donate his sperm (anonymously) would end up with his ex-childhood friend being inseminated with it.

Wow. Fuck you, universe.

Fuck. Fuck. FUCKKKFJKLFHKJ.

Katsuki chokes a cough as Izuku looks at him oddly, probably seeing the odd face he's making, like a baby who was fed a lemon.

"Kacchan, are you okay?" Izuku asks softly as Katsuki flatlines. Bluescreens. Whole exe. shebang.

Rebooting...

"Fucking shit nerd, are YOU okay?" HAH! Diverge the question. Good job half-baked lizard brain. Good job.

Izuku looks nervous, running a soft thumb on their babe's cheek, the little pup gurgling in delight at the contact, chubby cheeks scrunching up to make a big, toothless smile.

Wait, did he just call Izuku's pup...his?

NOT GOOD JOB, LIZARD BRAIN.

God he wants someone to rapunzel him.

Knock him the fuck out with a pan. 'Cause, this shit is awkward as fuck.

"Mhm, I think we're all good, Kacchan! Thank you," Izuku smiles softly at him as Katsuki is pretty sure he's blushing. Like a loser virgin. Which he is.

That's not the point, he's fucking blushing. Fuck.

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Katsuki groans in his mind, clearing his throat. "G-ugh, good, an ambulance is coming, so sit fuckin' tight, nerd. They're gonna check out mini you if you wanna let them," Katsuki stands, holding a hand out for Izuku to take, which he does without hesitation.

Izuku's hands are soft and fit in his hands like a puzzle, as Katsuki helps the small Omega up to his feet, one hand ready to steady the cooing pup in Izuku's arms. Katsuki can hear the ambulance and cop cars in the distance from their wailing sirens.

A minute later, with Izuku standing next to him, the cop cars and ambulance pull up. People are quickly ushered back off the streets and onto the sidewalks, encouraged to go on with their days as they load up the Beta, saluting the pro hero who kept the man from running off.

The no-name pro hero nods and returns to their patrol route, leaving Katsuki and Izuku, who seem to panic as the EMTs approach them. Lips curling up to show frankly giant Omegan teeth, Izuku hisses at the EMTs, hiding behind Katsuki.

A small, dainty hand holds the back of his costume. It's clear Izuku is still extremely distressed about everything, from the way he crowds himself behind Katsuki, looking scared and near-feral. Katsuki grunts softly, shooing the EMTs away with the wave of his hand.

He'll deal with this. Izuku seems okay in his presence, thank god. "D-Izuku, do you think you'll make it home by yourself?" Katsuki asks, catching himself.

He's not sure if he can call the Omega, who he hasn't seen his junior high graduation, 'Deku'. Izuku recoils at the question, panic filling wet emerald eyes. Katsuki's instincts kick him out of the way, taking the lead.

He carefully stops Izuku from panicking before it can really start, carefully taking the Omega in his arms. "Shit, sorry...Bad question." Katsuki grumps as Izuku relaxes into his chest.

"Want me to walk you home?" Katsuki offers, and Izuku's head pops out from where it was buried in his chest. "Bu-But your patrol?!" Izuku squeaks out and Katsuki snorts.

Same old hero nerd.

"Nah, that shit ended a while ago. Wanted to walk around one more time before I headed out. Thank fuck I did." Katsuki grumps, absentmindedly petting Izuku's mossy curls. Izuku nods hesitantly, dislodging Katsuki's hand from his head.

"O-..okay... Let's go, Kacchan?"

Katsuki nods as he follows Izuku, walking to where the Omega had dropped his groceries to chase down the bastard who took the- /his/ kid. He swats the Omega's arms away and hushes protests as he carries them, heading towards the wealthy part of town.

Guess the nerd is well off.

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TBC! hehe, sorry this is a lil late! i kinda forgot about this thread, and had to re-write the update i was supposed to put out a week ago... anyways, for another update, a small goal is on my ko-fi! once it's reached, we shall continue! https://ko-fi.com/tiredneedssleep