Okay. Let's have us a fucking chat. Let's have a chat about images like this and why everyone involved in their production needs to hurl themselves into a flaming bonfire ten stories high.

KNOW THE MARKET YOU ARE TRYING TO APPEAL TO. TRIGGER DISCIPLINE AIN'T ENOUGH. ITS 2021 FU
For starters, she's got a rifle equipped with fixed gas block sights; the high-as-fuck default AR style sights; and yet the optic has no riser whatsoever, so it can't co-witness. And she has no rear sights.

This rifle is literally useless. It SCREAMS "photo prop."
There are approximately ten trillion working, functional AR-15s in circulation in the US right now.

There's about ten QUINTILLION pictures of tiddy on the internet right now. *Uncovered.*

You really think this $50 http://wish.com  optic on a PSA is gonna impress?
You know what catches my eye? Action shots of an attractive woman with her nice hair properly secured, her impressive bust restrained by a sports bra, UNDER a tough gore-tex shirt, wielding an AR that's smaller, shorter, and uses a lot of skeletonized furniture.

WHILE SHOOTING
You wanna push my buttons? Show me a woman who's gone full fucking Amazon.

She's smaller and weaker than men. So she compensates with optimized equipment, because she came here to fuck shit up and it's the Year Of Our Lourde 2021 muscle mass lmao how 'bout GUNPOWDER, BITCH yeaa
I mean.

Amazons.

The legend I heard, was that they would literally cut off one of their breasts, so it wouldn't get in the way of them drawing their FUCKING BOWS.

Now bows? Drawing a simple shortbow? That's no trivial thing. It takes strength. It's fucking HARD.
To illustrate. Greek legend relates that "The Amazons" were allies of Troy, yes, That Troy, of Illiad Fame. And after Troy was defeated, the Amazons were taken as captives and bundled away on ships.

In the era of the Illiad, this translated as "sex slaves."

b u t
This Bronze Age tale, related to the Illiad which freely refers to the casual sexual slavery of women and trade of women as slaves, concludes thus: "so once they were out to sea, the """"female slaves"""" rose up and slew the Greek crew."

Yeah. They wasted men. Bare-handed.
And, as the legend goes, the women (not knowing how to sail a ship, since they were warriors and not sailors) simply drifted till the ship grounded on the shores of modern-day Ukraine.

https://www.kavehfarrokh.com/news/grave-of-female-scythian-warrior-found-in-ukraine/#:~:text=The%20burial%20of%20a%20female,is%20aged%20around%202400%20years.

oh hey how 'bout that
You understand what I'm saying? These women were *real*. Back before gunpowder even existed. When upper body strength really DID put serious limits on one's performance as a battlefield warrior.

'cept some of these chicks just didn't give a shit.
Y'see, back in the fucking Bronze Age, there was no such thing as "affirmative action" or "political correctness." There was no Government to go crying to.

If you wanted to be a female who commanded respect, you had to throw down and shed some fucking blood.

And they

did
You want my attention? You want my eyes? You want me to buy a calendar?

Track down the women channeling THAT energy and take some pictures of them putting lead downrange, and you HAVE it.

Because that is hands-down more scarce than "look bid tids omg."
GET YOUR FUCKING LAZY ASSES OUT TO A COWBOY ACTION SHOOTING MATCH AND FIND YOU A GIRL WHO CAN LOAD AND FIRE TWO SHOTGUN SHELLS IN ABOUT LOL FUCKING SECONDS AND O B S E R V E HOW ATTRACTIVE THAT TIGHT-FITTING CHECKERED FLANNEL SHIRT AND HEELED COWBOY BOOTS AND TIGHT-ASS BLUE JEANS
... I mean.

Stop handing airsoft props to fucking instagram models and drag your fucking rotten carcasses out to a real fucking shooting range and find real women who actually like shooting guns and give us glam pics of THEM.

Because they got that Amazon energy.
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