Thread by @kittyyoongles, Sope as infamous criminal couple but they're only known as Sugar & [...]

Sope as infamous criminal couple but they're only known as Sugar & Hope, traveling the whole world as they run from police together >>

Imagine Hobi pulling Yoon from the crime scene towards their hidden car with a giggle, kissing him hard before they drive off to flee

They fuck in a cheap motel under fake names afterwards, still a little bloody and still high off the adrenaline from their crime

They also have matching

and

tattoos, Yoon on his ass dimple and Hobi on his chest over his heart!

To keep disguised more, they constantly dye their hair different colours, but also wear costumes from time to time, one of which includes none other than:

They also have matching and tattoos, Yoon on his ass dimple and Hobi on his chest over his heart!To keep disguised more, they constantly dye their hair different colours, but also wear costumes from time to time, one of which includes none other than:

Yes it was Hobi's idea and surpringly only took little persuasion and yes it is also Hobi's favourite costume.

Innocent "Yoonji" pulling out a gun from under her skirt and speaking in a deep ass voice: hand me all of your money-

When Yoon returns with a full bag slung over his

shoulder, smug af, Hobi's like "ay pretty princess, is that a gun or are you just happy to see me?"
Yoon: if you don't hurry back to the motel within the next ten minutes so I can ride you in this skirt you will find out

(needless to say they do make it back in just 8 minutes)

Whenever they get caught it's always just one of them, because they have this method where they get each other out.
Hobi being interrogated is just a massive flirty jokester who doesn't take anything seriously, meanwhile Yoon is a stoically quiet beauty, batting his eyelashes

with a barely suppressed smirk because he knows they'll never get anything out of him.

Both are always incredibly turned on when they get back together then

Yoon, after Hobi blew up the police station with dynamite and wraps an arm around his waist as they walk out through

the giant hole in the wall, knowing fully well how much it'll rile him up with possessiveness: "took you long enough

was already thinking I'd have to suck the cop off to keep him distracted for any longer"
Hobi, already feral: "well, we'll see how long it takes you to scream

my name later, darling"
"I better be coming so hard I'll pass out at some point"
"not only that, I promise you"

(((this is not finished yet, more to follow!!)))

They actually even got married.
Okay, maybe not like, officially, but when they're in Vegas while travelling the world, they use that chance.

Is it a rushed idea? Definitely, Hobi pulling Yoon towards the chapel when he sees it, who keeps complaining the whole way but still, his

smile is the absolute biggest on their wedding photos and one small polaroid of it is something he /always/ keeps on himself.
Is it also useless because it doesn't even count in their home country? Maybe. But it is one of their fondest memories now and Hobi often likes to boast

that "It was one of my best ideas!"
Doesn't even matter they weren't dressed in anything special or fancy, or that the Elvis impressionist was so drunk he threw up in one corner.
Afterwards they went all out on the celebrations and Hobi booked them one of those super expensive

and exclusive honeymoon suites with room service and all that, pays it with a stolen credit card

And if you're wondering how they've managed to become the wanted criminals that they are now, that's a simple story.
Because it all started with just small, petty crimes when they were really young, and high school sweethearts... Things like Hobi stealing some heart shaped candy

for his lover, or Yoon pickpocketing the school bully's wallet, or sneaking in somewhere together.

One time they went to a funfair, where Yoon insists he wants to get that giant kumamon plushie from some shooting game that Hobi would need 100 points to win for him. (So basically

impossible to achieve unless he'd pay like 200 bucks and get a perfect score, which was off limits...)

Instead Hobi just waits until the park closes and then breaks into the wagon to steal it, and surprises Yoon in the middle of the night by sneaking into his bedroom.

Yoon wakes up to only seeing a huge shadow emerging from his window and reflexively grabs the baseball bat next to his bed, ready to full on smash the burglars head to mush, but before he can swing it Hobi just whisper shouts "Hey hey it's me, don't kill me yet, I even brought a

gift-"
And when Yoon turns on the bedside lamp all confused, he sees it's only his stupid boyfriend with a giant plushie tied to his back, not a burglar or anything, and he immediately recognizes where that's from and just starts giggling as Hobi sits down next to him on the bed.

He kisses him as thanks which soon turns into making out, but when Hobi's hands pull at Yoon's underwear he grabs his wrists, rolling his eyes, muttering "Stop, my parents are literally in the room next door, do you want them to find us? You know my dad will kill you if he sees

you here."

The warning isn't for nothing, because both their families are strictly against them seeing each other, saying they're a "bad influence" for each other and will bring shame to their families.

It might be true but it definitely doesn't stop them at all, and when they

get caught trespassing by the police one night and into huge trouble by their parents, they simply decide to pack their bags and run away together, and have been doing that ever since, using crime to finance their life on the road