If the Latin Mass becomes restricted once more, don't fret.

Here are some of the liturgies that will still be available.

1) The Clown Liturgy

2) The people hiding under the cloth liturgy

3) The Jazz Liturgy

4) The Extraordinary Form of the Clown Liturgy

5) Lads Walking Around with Chairs on Their Heads Liturgy

6) The Aliens are Coming Liturgy

7) The Lidl Liturgy

8) The Socially Distanced Confetti Liturgy

For those asking

The church is Maria Gubert in Aschaffenburg in Bavaria

This is it throughout the years

It is Catholic and they are at the forefront of the liturgical avant garde