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Seriously, wtf are you even doing??

Clearly, we're mechanical turking this off to some dude on the moon with an abacus

The bits are being hand-carved into marble by a retiree with a dull spoon

Unarchiving this file in 7zip took perhaps 120ms, most of which was spent trying to bring up the dialog box saying it had finished.

Derpity derp derp.

Reading a file a byte at a time is definitely not a best practice.

AV be like: "Um, yeah, after you service that request for a single byte, would you mind grabbing me the next million of them? Kthxbye!"

This is turning into quite the yak shave.

Clicking on "Stack..." in last weeks v3.81 Process Monitor crashes, but it looks like today's 3.82 fixed the crash.

I couldn't figure out why I couldn't see stacks in the new version; here's what the window looks like:

Only if you maximize the window and restore it does it paint the tab pages properly:

How can this code be this bad?

Oh.

You would not believe how silly this code is.