Thread by @whambamcamm_, i should just make a thread of my train of thought and [...]

i should just make a thread of my train of thought and keep adding on to it as the day progresses

jealous of minecraft builders fo today (specifically t8pany on tiktok who nails both exterior AND interior)

+ snifferish she& #39;s cracked too

good thing his last name is nye cus the other names don& #39;t really roll off the tongue

bill nan the science man

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bill nude the science dude

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bill nella the science fella

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furniture stores build shelves for shelves

my bathroom door was creaking loud as shit so now i know that wd40 stands for water displacement and the 40 stands for the version of the formula that was actually successful

i used the safari app to look that up that& #39;s when i had realized that people probably either have one tab open or like 80 no in-between

whoever invented the hammock definitely ate shit trying to test it

how about no mo kids we have enough people already

i could go for some corndogs

i am now realizing only 2 hours into this thread and that i could shitpost if i just tweeted every thought i have

lester from gta 5 prolly eats his hotdogs with ONLY mustard

i& #39;m measuring my success in life solely based on whether or not i have a dishwasher

ok so here& #39;s my thought process from the last tweet: so i was scrolling through tiktok when i saw this video, then i saw the stack of plates in the background and imagined them sideways, then i thought about how plates are sideways in a dishwasher then boom dishwasher tweet

i set an alarm for bats bday cus the british are elusive when it comes to time like i& #39;ll goto sleep and by the time i wake up two whole days will have passed for them somehow

i am one of those people that have alarms for every time of the day in ten minute increments

i also manually set all of my alarms every night cus it& #39;s always changing despite having the same school schedule the whole semester

i should make a pledge or somethin that i& #39;ll do atleast 80% of all my schoolwork and show up to atleast 80% of my classes

i wonder how ppl who took the DARE pledges are doing

i feel like maintaining 100% sobriety this entire time despite having like a dozen opportunities to not is even more so of a red flag

like imma be 21 in less than a year and i& #39;m still on the fence if i& #39;ll try drinking or not

axolotl is a cool ass name i feel like they& #39;d be happy if they knew that we called them that

o shit so threads DO have a cap i only have like 5 more to go

my phones dying and it& #39;s getting late so imma call it quits here

my finishing thoughts is that imma wake up early and order coffee and just hope my brain panics into hardcore studying mode right before my final

also my final was scheduled on two different days so i& #39;m hoping atleast 10 other people decide to take the final alongside with me today so i don& #39;t feel like the professor is staring me down in the zoom call

ok goodnight

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and thus concludes every (cohesive enough) thought ive had over the past 3 hours

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