Revealed! Daily Guardian's Editor
Ranked by Nikkei as No.1 BSE. (Best Successful Editor)
Oh Wow! Didn't realise he has joined Daily Guardian's team as photographer! Ranked by NASA as No.1 SNOOP (Successful Natural Omnipresent Owesome Photographer)
This gets better! They have roped in Mr.Resignation. Henceforth we can expect absolute accountability
Looks like Daily Guardian is going to give Wall Street Journal a run for their money. Top notch financial analyst!
How refreshing! Daily Guardian has a weekend column on Forex too!
(Iyer_sriram interns, please note, this is not Shekar Kapur)
This. This research scientist is going to transfer Daily Guardian to an entirely different dimension!
Competition Runout Alert:
Better than Bakshi, Smarter than Sawant, watch out Samna, Daily Guardian has the Best Defence Analyst on it's team!
Remember India's Best Spinner who also holds a PhD in Gravitynomics & FasterGolmics ?

Daily Guardian has roped him as their Final Investigatory Reporter.

Thanks to our hero, government fudges on Corruption or COVID will be, ZERO
Greatest Supreme Team!

Now, Daily Guardian has an exclusive scam cell! Well this journalist can untangle a web that would confuse even that legendary journalist, Spiderman!
Remember ace driver, Racenath? He has a monthly column on automobiles on Daily Guardian.

Warning: He may fume a bit over fuel prices.
COVID hai, travel mushkil hai. But Daily Guardian se benefit le sakte hai!

From best places in the world to self-isolation tips, don't miss this column on Terrific Travelling Techniques.
Sources! India's No.1 Organic Farmer is going to write a weekly column on inflation & agricultural policies.

What can we say, Daily Guardian is going to grow by a trillion ton!
Trust Daily Guardian to have India's Legal Eagle on their team.

(Wannabe @iyer_sriram interns, please note, 👇🏽 not an eagle)
Friends, I know you are all disappointed with the technical dept of Daily Guardian👆🏽

Did you know only 1 man is handling the server & he has not slept for 21 days & is tackling Chinese hackers while delivering cylinders all over India?

Please keep trying to read Daily Guardian
Friends, Arnab Goswami, Navika, Rahul aur Rahul, Ajay Devgan, Akshay Kumar, Bhupendra, Amitabh, Anupam etc are not on the editorial team of Daily Guardian because they are working for group publications. https://twitter.com/sarvarta/status/1392070637166862337?s=20
Friends, Prakash Javdekar & Smriti Irani are not on Daily Guardian because they are busy with Daily Rahul Rant https://twitter.com/sarvarta/status/1392070637166862337?s=20
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