hey @VancityReynolds @blakelively

i really hope you don't actually read this thread because it's really embarrassing but my friend and I had this really crazy idea that I should tweet about it.

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so I had this really weird dream where you both hired me to babysit your kids(?) and well (OBVIOUSLY!) your kids liked me and we had fun hanging out together and all.
but then your youngest kid caught cold and I took great care of them so they recovered quickly.

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then there was this tree in your backyard (I don't even know what your house looks like) that caught fire (dont ask me how, I DONT KNOW HOW DREAMS WORK!) but i helped in putting it off.

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so to thank me for my amazing skills, you both took me stationery shopping (im obsessed with stationery) and I was almost done making the list but my mother woke me up (I kept muttering Reynolds is paying, LEMME FINISH THE LIST!) from this unrealistic vivid dream :/

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me, the entire time I've been typing this thread (and still doing it)

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