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happy bday to my dearest darling @OhCalSamity i have honestly been trying for a while to find conversations and quotes that i could share on this magical day, but every interaction we have ever entered together is just this side of unhinged so i had to hold back significantly-
that being said here are some of my favorites that i deemed acceptable for the public eye:
“KILEY I HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN HOT TOPIC THE OTHER DAY AND BOUGHT THIS SALLY DRESS IT HAS POCKETS!”
“every good musical has a rumble.”
“i’ve watched the poppin champagne video four times in my life and it was four times too many.”
“i’m gonna put this in my tinder bio. sometimes you just gotta lick a raw steak.”
happy bday sam, i’m in j word with you even when our pride angers the tea gods, i can’t wait to mothman claw you irl 
