happy bday to my dearest darling @OhCalSamity i have honestly been trying for a while to find conversations and quotes that i could share on this magical day, but every interaction we have ever entered together is just this side of unhinged so i had to hold back significantly-

that being said here are some of my favorites that i deemed acceptable for the public eye:

“KILEY I HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN IN HOT TOPIC THE OTHER DAY AND BOUGHT THIS SALLY DRESS IT HAS POCKETS!”

“every good musical has a rumble.”

“i’ve watched the poppin champagne video four times in my life and it was four times too many.”

“i’m gonna put this in my tinder bio. sometimes you just gotta lick a raw steak.”

happy bday sam, i’m in j word with you even when our pride angers the tea gods, i can’t wait to mothman claw you irl https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🖤" title="Schwarzes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Schwarzes Herz">