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So this random guy added me on snapchat and said & #39;I am a lawyer, bored on eid holidays& #39; 
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The fuck am I supposed to do? Dance for you?
He& #39;s now asking for a chance. For God knows what.
The man has shot his shot now. He wants to know me so that we can end up somewhere nice.
He thought I was a psychiatrist based on my insta. If I had a dollar for every time I attracted a man because of that, I& #39;d be RICH.
He had chosen a pickup line for a psychiatrist, for me. It says & #39;you are so fine, my brain is changing structure just to process it& #39;. WOW.
I just told him I& #39;m a lecturer in hopes of more pickup lines. Let& #39;s see what he can do. Stay tuned.
He& #39;s probably googling. Sorry for the delay, guys.
Oh, he is typing.
Oh, he is typing.
Oh no, he stopped typing. He& #39;s probably confused.
He said he& #39;s having a hard time because he has never flirted with teachers before. The only time he did, his teacher said & #39;I don& #39;t accept stoners and boners in my class& #39;. So he is a stoner.
Correction. He WAS a stoner. He cannot go to the court stoned, can he now?
Y& #39;all judge too fast.
Y& #39;all judge too fast.
He said the perk of dating him would be me getting away with anything, even murder. Now that escalated quickly.
WOW!!!
Lawyers ARE A RED FLAG!
Lawyers ARE A RED FLAG!
He is now in my blocklist and I& #39;ve blacklisted lawyers too. Thank you for listening.
