ok here's my take on SHADOW & BONE characters as the zodiac but its insulting

ARIES - mal.

angry, loud for nothing, usually two steps behind

TAURUS - nina

the only thing thiccer than ur thighs is ur head

GEMINI - alina

insert joke about love triangle and being two-faced. but like seriously, commit to something. either ur the savior or the villain's side piece u cannot be both

CANCER - inej

usually cancers are the fucking worst but this one i like. like, she would emotionally manipulate you, but you'd prob deserve it

LEO - zoya

thinks she's the main character even tho there's a literal saint two seats over. also leos would have the confidence to risk those bangs

VIRGO - the darkling

this is not the compliment u think it is. gaslight gatekeep girlboss

LIBRA - matthais

obsessed with his own moral code, holier-than-thou

SCORPIO - kaz

would murder, would not feel bad, does not understand the issue

SAGITTARIUS - genya

hearts in the right place execution leaves something to be desired

CAPRICORN - baghra

emotionally distant mother energy

AQUARIUS - jesper

you messy fuck. a lack of inhibitions ≠ mental health

PISCES - milo

no one in this series is nice enough to be a pisces