a thread of the least relatable lyrics from the album youngblood by 5 seconds of summer

youngblood
"and im just a dead man"
im neither dead nor a man

want you back
"i remember the freckles on your back"
i do not have freckles on my back

lie to me
"flashing back to new york city"
i have never been to new york city

valentine
"i love the light in your eyes"
im not avatar, my eyes ain't shining???

talk fast
"we look good together"
uh?? i have never met you??

moving along
"im naked on my sofa"
im very much clothed thank you very much and on my chair

if walls could talk
"we're falling"
im not falling, my balance is great

better man
"cigarette in my hand"
i dont smoke

more
"im standing behind a door"
im sitting and not standing

why won't you love me
"you're late to get to work"
im unemployed

woke up in japan
"woke up in japan"
i woke up in greece. where i live.

empty wallets
"stop trying so hard is what you said to me"
i have never said anything to you cause i dont know you

ghost of you
"when you ran away"
i dont like running

monster among men
"demons hide behind my back"
no demons are hiding behind my back. at least i hope so...

meet you there
"i cant keep track of days"
i can because i have a calendar

babylon
"a cold june"
it is may

emd of thread :D
this is purely a joke! i love the album so so much and i am so so proud of 5sos !!

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