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Down to the Orange Creme today. All the good ones must be gone. Nae luck, Tufty. https://twitter.com/Dr_D_McAllister/status/1391131501446717441
Hang on! It's back! And with another Green Triangle, which is now buried in a plantpot on the neighbour's patio.
Of course! The green triangle's made with hazelnuts.
COCONUT ECLAIR!
It's just eaten this one in a tree and dropped the wrapper on the ground. No saving this one for a cold winter's night - fuck that noise. Straight down the gullet. Nom!
I'm staking it out properly now, trying to find the stash house where it goes for its re-ups. Disappointingly, it's just sitting in a white mulberry tree, eating buds, acting natural.
I think I've riled it. I turned around and it was just staring at me through the window. Threateningly.
So to get onto my balcony it needs to make this leap from my bedroom window ledge. It's a good 5-6 feet I reckon. If I could get a picture of it in mid flight with, say, a caramel finger, or a honeycomb crunch in its gob, that'd surely win some sort of photography prize, right?
Morning update: "someone" has left squirrel shit right outside my bedroom window overnight. Sinister. I don't scare easy but am taking a step back from this thread for a while.
