Looks at Zillow estimate on house: holy shit I'm rich!

Looks at prices of everything else: holy shit I'm poor!
On the upside, if we have another pandemic at least we won't have to worry about another toilet paper shortage https://twitter.com/jamft/status/1391736850985877507
go home Zillow, you're drunk
sure, I guess I'd be happy if the price of my doublewide jumped $782k in one year, but I'm thinking there may be some unintended consequences
If the value of my doublewide keep going up at the same *percentage* rate it has the last 30, it'll gain another $1.3 million in the next year.

Also, if that happens, sane people will all switch to Dogecoin and dollars will only be used as fuel at the hobo camps
don't worry kids, maybe you'll never be able to afford a house, but who knows? Maybe your TikTok stimmy check dance will go viral
This is what economists technically call batshit insane https://twitter.com/julieverhage/status/1391759022106234884
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