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As someone as old as WrestleMania itself, here's a long thread about how each birthday is just like that years WrestleMania
As someone as old as WrestleMania itself, here's a long thread about how each birthday is just like that years WrestleMania
WM/Birthday 1.
The start of it all. Stayed at home so it wasn't the biggest crowd. Remembered more for being the first than anything else. The music was good though. Also, Mr T was there.
The start of it all. Stayed at home so it wasn't the biggest crowd. Remembered more for being the first than anything else. The music was good though. Also, Mr T was there.
WM/ Birthday 2
After a successful first birthday, decided to take birthday 2 on the road and split it between the grandparents. Made it a bit confusing for me and the cards were slightly disappointing. Mr T was still there though. They put me in a play pen for the main event.
After a successful first birthday, decided to take birthday 2 on the road and split it between the grandparents. Made it a bit confusing for me and the cards were slightly disappointing. Mr T was still there though. They put me in a play pen for the main event.
WM/ Birthday 3
Now we're talking. Feels like my parents really started to grasp what birthdays should be. Some of the greatest presents of all time and a big turn out for the birthday boy. The customised toddler strollers were a nice touch
Now we're talking. Feels like my parents really started to grasp what birthdays should be. Some of the greatest presents of all time and a big turn out for the birthday boy. The customised toddler strollers were a nice touch
WM/ Birthday 4
Was always gonna be tough to follow up on last year's epic. Mum got a bit carried away with structuring the party games instead of just letting us have fun. It was a shame the most popular kids had to go home early.
Was always gonna be tough to follow up on last year's epic. Mum got a bit carried away with structuring the party games instead of just letting us have fun. It was a shame the most popular kids had to go home early.
WM/ Birthday 5
A pleasant enough day but the two cool Uncles have too much to drink and have a big scrap at the end. Aunty Liz is fuming.
A pleasant enough day but the two cool Uncles have too much to drink and have a big scrap at the end. Aunty Liz is fuming.
WM/Birthday 6
Mum's invited her new boyfriend, and against all the odds, he wins everyone over with a massive present. He's a bit weird but mum seems to like him. Even dad is surprisingly welcoming
Mum's invited her new boyfriend, and against all the odds, he wins everyone over with a massive present. He's a bit weird but mum seems to like him. Even dad is surprisingly welcoming
WM/Birthday 7
Was supposed to be at the youth center but half my friends got sick (at least that's what they told me) Mums boyfriend didn't last and she's gone back to dad. Everyone's pleased to see Aunty Liz. A quality birthday in retrospect despite the weird atmosphere.
Was supposed to be at the youth center but half my friends got sick (at least that's what they told me) Mums boyfriend didn't last and she's gone back to dad. Everyone's pleased to see Aunty Liz. A quality birthday in retrospect despite the weird atmosphere.
WM/ Birthday 8
Mum and dad couldn't get the big present I really wanted so they got me 2 slightly worse ones.
Mum and dad couldn't get the big present I really wanted so they got me 2 slightly worse ones.
WM/Birthday 9
We were doing The Romans at school so mum thought it would be fun to have a themed party. Was a bit awkward when mum and dad both booked a clown. Uncle knobhead turned up at the end and ruined the day.
We were doing The Romans at school so mum thought it would be fun to have a themed party. Was a bit awkward when mum and dad both booked a clown. Uncle knobhead turned up at the end and ruined the day.
WM/ Birthday 10
Peak birthday! Had it at the trampoline Park. My cousins Shawn and Scott were showing off all day. A day I'll always remember.
Peak birthday! Had it at the trampoline Park. My cousins Shawn and Scott were showing off all day. A day I'll always remember.
WM/ Birthday 11
Mum thought I was getting a bit old for normal birthday parties so we went to the pictures first then had a kick about on the football fields. Was nice to see celebs and footballers but it just wasn't the same
Mum thought I was getting a bit old for normal birthday parties so we went to the pictures first then had a kick about on the football fields. Was nice to see celebs and footballers but it just wasn't the same
WM/ Birthday 12
You either love it or hate it. An hour long rendition of Happy Birthday not everyone's cup of tea but it felt special to me
You either love it or hate it. An hour long rendition of Happy Birthday not everyone's cup of tea but it felt special to me
WM/ Birthday 13
Not quite fully developed that teenager Attitude but it's certainly on the way. Not quite sure how it happened, but Uncle Knobhead became your best friend by the end of it
Not quite fully developed that teenager Attitude but it's certainly on the way. Not quite sure how it happened, but Uncle Knobhead became your best friend by the end of it
WM/ Birthday 14
Told mum to "Suck it" when she asked what I wanted for my birthday so I got grounded. She felt bad and got me the Boxing PPV and a pizza. Saw two goths scrapping in the churchyard across the road.
Told mum to "Suck it" when she asked what I wanted for my birthday so I got grounded. She felt bad and got me the Boxing PPV and a pizza. Saw two goths scrapping in the churchyard across the road.
WM/ Birthday 15
My best mate brought his friend from another school and he beat up the cock of year 12. That lad who always tried to show off jumped off the conservatory into the recycling bin. The police came round and dad threatened to choke him out. Chaos!
My best mate brought his friend from another school and he beat up the cock of year 12. That lad who always tried to show off jumped off the conservatory into the recycling bin. The police came round and dad threatened to choke him out. Chaos!
WM/ Birthday 16
Grandparents all fell out so we had to put them on separate corner tables at the cricket club. Had an all day birthday party to bring in the new millennium. Was a bit overkill in retrospect. Uncle knobhead retaining the birthday cake put a sour note on things.
Grandparents all fell out so we had to put them on separate corner tables at the cricket club. Had an all day birthday party to bring in the new millennium. Was a bit overkill in retrospect. Uncle knobhead retaining the birthday cake put a sour note on things.
WM/ Birthday 17
The best birthday I ever had. Other birthdays come close but I always compare them to this one. Not quite a man, not quite too old to truly embrace something. The perfect birthday at the perfect age
The best birthday I ever had. Other birthdays come close but I always compare them to this one. Not quite a man, not quite too old to truly embrace something. The perfect birthday at the perfect age
