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I think I have the worst track record of fumbling the bag. Here’s a thread of all my depressing stories with girls 
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4th grade: This girl in my neighborhood invited me to come over her house, I reluctantly went but I thought it was weird and never went over again.
Summer before 7th grade: I ended up “dating” a girl for the whole summer, she was the hottest girl I was with. Now she is in a serious relationship with a guy who looks like Alex Caruso.
7th grade: I was talking with a girl and she was describing the guy she liked. I was so sure it was me, but it ended up being a friend of mine. We did date a few weeks later but that only lasted a week.
8th grade: I liked this girl a LOT and wanted to ask her to our 8th grade dance. Well, once I got the confidence to ask her and the support from her friends, she said no to my face and went to class.
9th grade: This really hot girl out of my league was in my history class, I decided to text her to start some kind of conversation and once she seemed interested I got really nervous and said I had to go. Never texted her again.
Summer before 10th grade: My best friend (who I had a crush on) asked me for some advice about a boy she liked. I helped her out and then I told her I liked her. Well too late, that ship sailed. I thought the heart necklace I got her at Disney would be a good enough hint for her.
10th grade: I was talking with this cute girl and I thought we had some chemistry. I was wrong to assume that because she really liked to show me videos of our mutual friends smacking her ass.
Summer before 11th grade: This girl invited me over to her beach house to watch fireworks with her. I never got to somewhere so quickly. Before I could make a move, her sister came back to the house and sat with us.
11th grade: I was at a baseball game with my friends, same girl from before came over to my seat to say hi. Well mr. Macho Chris decided to act like I was too cool to sit with her during the post-game fireworks while she was third wheeling. It gets worse.
11th grade: the girl I really wanted to go to prom with showed 0 interest so I asked my backup. Big mistake, she ditched me 1/2 way through and she never invited me to my friend’s afterparty. I found out about that on Monday when my friend said everyone was looking for me
Summer before 12th grade: The fireworks girl and I started dating! We went on two dates, I went over her house a couple times but she had her friends over both times. Things got very very sour and we split badly. I was depressed but got over it and cut her off so good I guess?
12th grade: In my attempt to rebound from that past summer, I went 0-11 with girls. The highlight was at homecoming when this girl and I were dancing and when the last slow song came on, she looked at me waiting for me to make a move, I panicked and left the dance quickly.
Freshman year of college: I was at a party and my cute friend said she was bringing her out of state friend. Well I got really wasted and loudly made out with my friend’s friend in the middle of the frat house with everyone watching (including my friend). Not my proudest moment.
Winter break freshman year: I matched with this girl on tinder, she REALLY liked me and asked for my snap. Midnight on Christmas Day she says I’m really cute. 3 days later and she ghosted me???
February of this year: I signed up for 3 different match making surveys through my school. I decided to message one and we talked for a little bit. It seemed like she was sort of interested but all we talked about was school so I stopped taking it seriously.
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