Age of Calamity men and whether or not they wash their ass

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Link

Aoc Link washes his ass, yeah, but botw Link does NOT
Robbie

He does most of the time but sometimes he forgets
Revali

Says it’s gay to wash your ass

Still does it
Teba

Yes, he has a very clean ass
Daruk

As much as I love him, this man does not wash his ass
Yunobo

He does, but he’s to shy to really get in there and clean it properly
Sidon

No
King Rhoam

No
Astor

No
Sooga

Yes, this man has an impeccably clean ass, and he is very thorough
Kohga

Has Sooga wash his ass for him
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