How to get a girl on Twitter to talk to you - A thread

If she likes a sport, make sure you change your profile picture to her favourite player or team. It doesn’t matter if you hate that team, just pretend to like them.

You need to like and engage with her tweets, especially the random "deep" thoughts she has in the middle of the night. Make sure you only like half of her tweets. Don't make the same mistake and like + RT all her tweets.

Make jokes, try to be funny in her comments. Make sure she thinks that you're always happy and in a good mood. Try to get a follow back from the girl.

Don't try to ratio her like I did, girls don't like it when they get ratio'd.

After a couple weeks, stop replying to her tweets, and randomly tweet “mood” along with dark/sad Juice Wrld lyrics. Change your account to private. She’ll definitely dm you something like “are you ok?” Congrats. You got a girl in your DM’s.

End of thread, likes and retweets appreciated.