Pornstar/NBA Player Comparisons Thread

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Pornstar: Abella Danger AKA LeBron James

Abella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it matters.
Pornstar: Abella Danger AKA LeBron JamesAbella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it matters.
Pornstar: Abella Danger AKA LeBron JamesAbella Danger is like LeBron James because shes the best in the game. She’s versatile in both ends of the floors(Lesbian and Straight). The D always surrounds her and shes very good with the ball. Shes also clutch when it matters.
Ash Kash AKA Ja Morant

Ash Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already a legend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim and leaving nothing left.
Ash Kash AKA Ja MorantAsh Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already a legend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim and leaving nothing left.
Ash Kash AKA Ja MorantAsh Kash like Ja Morant because shes young and new to the game but already a legend. She has the potential to go far in the sport. Sacrificing her body for the long run. Shes also a fan favorite. Shes good at attacking the rim and leaving nothing left.
Mia Khalifa AKA Enes Kanter

Mia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyone thinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage to be on top of D.
Mia Khalifa AKA Enes KanterMia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyone thinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage to be on top of D.
Mia Khalifa AKA Enes KanterMia Khalifa is like Enes Kanter because she had one good season and everyone thinks shes amazing. Shes hated by her country just like Enes. Her boobs are the size of the turkey kurdish monster. Her body frame gives her advantage to be on top of D.
Violet Myers AKA Kyle Lowry

Violet Myers is like Kyle Lowry because she has a Humongous Big Grabber Wrabber Juicy Succulent Beatable Eatable Ass. Shes hall of fame worthy, deserves to be an all star, and all around a goat of her franchise.
Violet Myers AKA Kyle LowryViolet Myers is like Kyle Lowry because she has a Humongous Big Grabber Wrabber Juicy Succulent Beatable Eatable Ass. Shes hall of fame worthy, deserves to be an all star, and all around a goat of her franchise.
Violet Myers AKA Kyle LowryViolet Myers is like Kyle Lowry because she has a Humongous Big Grabber Wrabber Juicy Succulent Beatable Eatable Ass. Shes hall of fame worthy, deserves to be an all star, and all around a goat of her franchise.
Johnny Sins AKA Michael Jordan

Johnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when you needed him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the man. Also bald.
Johnny Sins AKA Michael JordanJohnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when you needed him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the man. Also bald.
Johnny Sins AKA Michael JordanJohnny Sins is like Michael Jordan because hes the GOAT. Johnny Sins did everything. He was a Firefighter, Doctor, Teacher, ETC. He was there when you needed him the most like The Last Airbender. He is the legend, the myth, the man. Also bald.
Astrid Wett AKA LaMelo Ball

Astrid Wett is like LaMelo Ball because she has alot of hype surrounding her. Shes already All Star Caliber and everyone is ready for her next move as a player. She has alot of talent but needs to work on her D work and turnovers on the court.
Astrid Wett AKA LaMelo BallAstrid Wett is like LaMelo Ball because she has alot of hype surrounding her. Shes already All Star Caliber and everyone is ready for her next move as a player. She has alot of talent but needs to work on her D work and turnovers on the court.
Astrid Wett AKA LaMelo BallAstrid Wett is like LaMelo Ball because she has alot of hype surrounding her. Shes already All Star Caliber and everyone is ready for her next move as a player. She has alot of talent but needs to work on her D work and turnovers on the court.
Lana Rhodes AKA Steph Curry

Lana Rhodes is Steph Curry because she changed the game. Without Lana Rhodes we wouldn’t have the talent in the league we have right now. She is incredible both sides of the game. Even if she’s slacking on the D her offense will show out. Legendary.
Lana Rhodes AKA Steph CurryLana Rhodes is Steph Curry because she changed the game. Without Lana Rhodes we wouldn’t have the talent in the league we have right now. She is incredible both sides of the game. Even if she’s slacking on the D her offense will show out. Legendary.
Lana Rhodes AKA Steph CurryLana Rhodes is Steph Curry because she changed the game. Without Lana Rhodes we wouldn’t have the talent in the league we have right now. She is incredible both sides of the game. Even if she’s slacking on the D her offense will show out. Legendary.
Lena Paul AKA Zion Williamson

Lena Paul is like Zion Williamson because she is built different. She literally had sex with a fan and im not talking an actual person. She has the abilty to be on top of the league but always falls short to due short cumings. Legend in the making.
Lena Paul AKA Zion Williamson Lena Paul is like Zion Williamson because she is built different. She literally had sex with a fan and im not talking an actual person. She has the abilty to be on top of the league but always falls short to due short cumings. Legend in the making.
Lena Paul AKA Zion Williamson Lena Paul is like Zion Williamson because she is built different. She literally had sex with a fan and im not talking an actual person. She has the abilty to be on top of the league but always falls short to due short cumings. Legend in the making.
Crystal Lust AKA Shaquille O’Neal

Crystal Lust is like Shaquille O’Neal because they are both thick asl. They both use their body to their advantage in battle with others. Some say she is the best player of her size and position. D is lightwork to her. BBQ Chicken.
Crystal Lust AKA Shaquille O’NealCrystal Lust is like Shaquille O’Neal because they are both thick asl. They both use their body to their advantage in battle with others. Some say she is the best player of her size and position. D is lightwork to her. BBQ Chicken.
Crystal Lust AKA Shaquille O’NealCrystal Lust is like Shaquille O’Neal because they are both thick asl. They both use their body to their advantage in battle with others. Some say she is the best player of her size and position. D is lightwork to her. BBQ Chicken.
Riley Reid AKA Russell Westbrook

Riley Reid is like Russell Westbrook because they are both overrated and has a mickey mouse mvp. She started her career off good but over time became annoying. She is still good but she doesn’t hit the same anymore. Legend tho.
Riley Reid AKA Russell Westbrook Riley Reid is like Russell Westbrook because they are both overrated and has a mickey mouse mvp. She started her career off good but over time became annoying. She is still good but she doesn’t hit the same anymore. Legend tho.
Riley Reid AKA Russell Westbrook Riley Reid is like Russell Westbrook because they are both overrated and has a mickey mouse mvp. She started her career off good but over time became annoying. She is still good but she doesn’t hit the same anymore. Legend tho.
Sara Jay AKA Vince Carter

Sara Jay is like Vince Carter shes old asl. She has all the traits that you want and was amazing in her prime. Will go down the hall of fame. Hates me and blocked me but I still watch her videos. Tell her to unblock me please I miss her :(
Sara Jay AKA Vince CarterSara Jay is like Vince Carter shes old asl. She has all the traits that you want and was amazing in her prime. Will go down the hall of fame. Hates me and blocked me but I still watch her videos. Tell her to unblock me please I miss her :(
Sara Jay AKA Vince CarterSara Jay is like Vince Carter shes old asl. She has all the traits that you want and was amazing in her prime. Will go down the hall of fame. Hates me and blocked me but I still watch her videos. Tell her to unblock me please I miss her :(
Honorable Mentions:

Mia Malkova = Kevin Durant

Brandi Love = James Harden

Angela White = Chris Paul

Lisa Ann = Paul Pierce

Adriana Chechik = Collin Sexton

Dani Daniels = Yao Ming

Autumn Falls = Ben Simmons

Kim Kardashian = Derrick Rose

Madison Ivy = Anthony Bennett
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