D&D vent: I& #39;m a player in this game and it& #39;s super fun, but it& #39;s a very small group and one of the players just wants to fuck around. And it& #39;s...not really a fuck around type of setting?

It& #39;s a modern paranormal lovecraftian horror setting and he& #39;s playing a bard who keeps trying to fuck all the pretty boys the DM makes.

And they ARE very pretty boys, but I& #39;m really just here to kill the Blair Witch, not watch the bard roll seduction checks.

He also keeps doing, like, game-breaking things that the DM essentially has to ignore. Everything from kicking in doors that really ought to just be normally opened to having his elf ears out in public when HUMANS DON& #39;T KNOW ABOUT ELVES.

My Paladin has already secretly sworn not to lift a finger to save the guy and prays to his deity that "I just ask that his corpse contain a useful clue" but the DM is too nice to kill him and is kinda openly tickled by all the flirting.

And I& #39;m not kidding: we had a 4 hour session in which 3 hours were him getting drunk and flirty with a family of pretty elder gods. My notes for the session were less than one page.