Taken 1st dose. Side effects?

I suddenly have urge to shop. Done Ikea & otw to factory outlet now
What happens when you dont pay your personal bodyguard in time
Hey mate.. Stay on your bike pls. I can see your..
At least its honest. Unlike a certain fake PM we know
Hmmm digestive biscuits..
Obviously i have too much time on my hands today
Haram
Parliament is in session!
🎶Godisku
Seri mewangi bagai disiram selautan kasturi

Godisku
Termanis senyummu biar ku telan selautan hempedu
Dialah godisku selalu🎶

(Apologies to M Nasir)
Uh oh.. Slight grammatical impairments detected. Hope it go away
The adventure continues!
$3 books!
Reminds me of the girl who poured her hubbys Corona down the sink..
Ok im officially tired. Not so much from the vaccine but from all the walking.. 😥

Bottomline is... Take that jab. Esp when you are in vulnerable group like i am
PS. This is not an exercise to flaunt what a 'fat wallet' i have. I only spent under $200 on necessities

So......... Just lighten up and enjoy my feeble attempt at humour while trying to encourage ppl to take the jab
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