It’s time for bed so I suddenly have pressing questions that need to be answered using this little handheld computer that shoots light and information directly into my brain.
Me: Time for bed.

🧠: What legal processes exist to support estate planning for pets that will outlive you by decades, specifically parrots?
🧠: Speaking of parrots outliving you, how ok are they with our deaths. Do they grieve for us like we would grieve for a cat or dog?

Me: Please, sleep.

🧠: Are they aware of your death or do they just think you went out for a long time?

Me: We don’t have a parrot. Stop. Why?
🧠: Hey…

Me: This better not be about parrots.

🧠: Did the Voyager golden record use US date format, the normal one or ISO in the messages we sent to aliens?

Me: 😩📱
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