It’s time for bed so I suddenly have pressing questions that need to be answered using this little handheld computer that shoots light and information directly into my brain.

Me: Time for bed.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧠" title="Gehirn" aria-label="Emoji: Gehirn">: What legal processes exist to support estate planning for pets that will outlive you by decades, specifically parrots?

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧠" title="Gehirn" aria-label="Emoji: Gehirn">: Speaking of parrots outliving you, how ok are they with our deaths. Do they grieve for us like we would grieve for a cat or dog?

Me: Please, sleep.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧠" title="Gehirn" aria-label="Emoji: Gehirn">: Are they aware of your death or do they just think you went out for a long time?

Me: We don’t have a parrot. Stop. Why?

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧠" title="Gehirn" aria-label="Emoji: Gehirn">: Hey…

Me: This better not be about parrots.

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧠" title="Gehirn" aria-label="Emoji: Gehirn">: Did the Voyager golden record use US date format, the normal one or ISO in the messages we sent to aliens?

Me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Mattes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mattes Gesicht">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📱" title="Mobiltelefon" aria-label="Emoji: Mobiltelefon">