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My mom and I are starting #sab today

As much as I am meh on mal, that shirtless fight was

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Kaz and Inej. Oh dear. I know they never really touch for real reasons but and I love seeing them on screen together. #sab

I do NOT like the whole, things in skin thing. Just saw Zoya and I am NOT into that.
I have a hard hard time with body horror stuff though, even slight things. #sab

Mmmm general kirigan teasers while the crows talk #sab

Oh there’s the meadow #sab

Omg the scarf scene #sab

Oh the meadow again #sab

“Lift up your sleeve” dang ok

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“Never make decisions out of fear, Jesper. Only out of spite.”

That darkling slowmo horse dismount is the kind of thing I dream about #sab

Ah hello again meadow #sab

Kaz’s cheekbones are something else #sab

Mal is such an idiot. Just gonna desert the army lol sure dude #sab

They are shoving m*lina down our throats and I’m just not feeling it. No thanks #sab

Oh hello yet again meadow. Cannot day I missed you #sab

“Just keep your focus on me, and you’ll be fine” ok sounds good mr darkling #sab

Awwww the goat is so cute #sab

I love Nina #sab

Anytime Alina gets the flashback look I am terrified of the meadow coming back for me. This time it was just mal showing her how to punch though, thank god #sab

All this stuff about her being part Shu and then she doesn’t even get a moment with Botkin? Hmm. Why? #sab

Alina being nice and polite while super uncomfortable around creepy library man is relatable #sab

“I think you will suffer more” #sab

“Hug the goat and shut up” #sab

Meadow please, not now. I’m busy #sab

3 episodes in and taking a break. All I know about Alina is that she loves and misses Mal, doesn’t believe in herself & is part Shu.
Pretty sure the only other thing we learn in the rest of the show is that she starts to believe in herself. Oh & she thinks the darkling is hot

Ok time for episode 4. I might just binge the rest of the show on my own after this and then pretend I didn’t when my moms ready to watch more. Don’t tell her. #sab

This episode opens with mal and I’m sorry but I don’t care. Archie is super handsome though so I guess there’s that. #sab

When mal didn’t get a letter in the mail, all I could think of was “AND NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS” #sab

Oooo it’s horse riding time date time #sab

I don’t like the conductor #sab

My mom about the darkling, “he doesn’t SEEM evil!” #sab
Me:

Oh wow how convenient they found a fountain perfect for exposition on the history of the world #sab

My mom already figured out that mal is an amplifier lol #sab

Hmmm no I’m sorry I do not like Kaz in a beret #sab

Mal’s friend carrying around magical deer poop. I don’t even know what to say #sab

Oooo back to Nina. Yay #sab

I don’t understand the Matthias Nina thing at this point. Why was she so upset that he was the bola man. Why is he bringing her food. I’m confused but I’m into it #sab

“How many times will we be out there in that field?” Yes young Alina, yes. HOW MANY TIMES #sab

“I was doing it for him, not me” yeah whatever, Alina. You can phrase your selfishness anyways you want, still selfishness. #sab

Oh shit. Night time meet up.
“You are not alone”
“I’ve been waiting a long time for you”
What a cheesy moment but damn am I eating it up #sab

How is mal writing and posting letters while out in the frozen tundra forest. #sab

Meadow please #sab

So she decides to move past Mal and suddenly she can do magic. How is this not...a sign. A thing. A thing that continues for her to grow. #sab

So Mal just got wrecked by a machine gun. His plot armor is so strong that I’m pretty sure he’d survive a beheading. #sab

Man rip his friends though. I liked them. #sab

Episode 5! Let’s goooo Darklina #sab

“Mal always talked about a farm. I never liked farms.”
WHO WROTE THIS AND THEN THOUGHT YES THE FARM IT IS #sab

I was gonna be so mad if something happened to genya out at the fair #sab

Had to pause right before the kefta scene because we almost burned a pie #sab

Lol “I have healers” #sab

I love the way they smile at each other. It’s so CUTE #sab

Mmm gotta love that west Ravkan exposition from random nobility that I don’t know #sab

Oh man. The way he looks at her when she enters the Fete

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OH MY GOD THAT LOOK DAVID GAVE GENYA I CANT #sab

We’ve all scene how Alina and Alexander look at each other but damn the way inej looks at her

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Oh god creepy guy is back speaking bad riddles and dropping exposition. Oh no why he grab her. Don’t touch her. #sab

Mal meets darkling time #sab

Mal looks very excited at the prospect of seeing Alina. Big dumbie #sab

Genya kicking ass. Awesome. Alina’s friend dying though

#Sab no ones allowed to have friends who aren’t main characters

That inferni stalking Kaz is wearing a real nice robe thing. #sab

Death by armpit stab. Not how I’d wanna go #sab

Damn the war room scene was

but I loved how they laughed. They’re so cute #sab

The way Alina flares her light when the bookcase opens. What’s she gonna do? Slightly blind them? #sab

Ok that painting of him is so goofy looking lol #sab

Yes Alina. Leave that lantern behind. Yes Alina. Don’t listen to baghra. #sab

My dad was trying not to watch but he’s into it now too. He wants Alina to meet up with the crows so he’s gonna be happy very soon #sab

Omg the darkling coming back for Alina looking all excited but shes gone omg

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Alina just walking right into Jasper’s carriage. Are you fucking kidding me. #sab

Ep 6, here we go. #sab

Oh god the darkling’s face when the conductor admits what he did #sab

Back to Nina and Matthias. Feel like we have a lot of ground to cover with them and not many episodes left #sab

Wait did I call Zoya Goya? I can’t remember and I can’t be bothered to scroll.
Either way she’s being a brat #sab

Zoya stop touching alina’s man. Get your paws off him.
“I shall relax, when I have Alina” yes tell her. #sab

ALINA JUST MELTED SOMEONES EYES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!?!??

Anything Nina does is sexy #sab

Yes Matthias. Please get undressed. #sab

“Like lying next to a burly squid” Nina might be my favorite #sab

If someone told me they turned down life at a palace to stay with me when we were like 11, I’d slap them. What a god damn idiot move on their part. #sab

I think it’s...weird? That Alina has no like moment after melting that dudes eyes? She’s just like, oh shit it’s Mal. #sab

How does Kaz live in this society and just not believe in grisha? Ah you know what. Im not surprised. I’ve seen worse irl #sab

I can’t figure out how Mal is feeling when Alina shows him her light. #sab

“I see you now” dude she gave up a chance at life in a palace for you and you only NOW see her? Wow I hope she feels super special and appreciated #sab

I dunno, man. Matthias is hella sexy but unless he somehow has a full belief turn around, I think we’re gonna have to throw him out. #sab

Inej killing again because they threatened everyone she loves

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Watching the darklings heart break when Kaz says she didn’t wanna be a captive anymore #sab

Now that I’ve seen Matthias shirtless, Mal can put his back on. Thanks. No more need for that. #sab

Damn I wish I could believe this Nina/Matthias stuff more. They’re so cute together but I don’t believe Matthias’s “growth” at this point. Wish we’d seen just like...more of them #sab

Why did Matthias putting his cloak on nina’s shoulders need to be in slowmo #sab

THEY STOLE HIS CARRIAGE LOL. I love it.
And David raising his hand omg #sab

Why did her knowing the generals first name warrant her trying to explain that she kissed him to Mal. #sab

“Reunited. Adorable” #sab

Man this thread is long. I am so sorry if you have notifs on. Taking a break before I watch the last two episodes on my own lol. Remember. Don’t tell my mom. #sab

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