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REMEMBER THE DRIFTING BOTTLES QUEST FROM DRAGONSPINE? WELL IM HERE TO SAY THAT THESE ARE LETTERS THAT KAZUHA SENT TO SCARAMOUCHE FROM INAZUMA; A (LONG) THREAD
okay so here we have the first letter, ācity of stoneā is probably liyue as itās the geo nation, āsnowstorms of the northā is without a doubt snezhnaya and by ādandelions and wineā he means mondstadt. now you might think that thereās nothing much to this letter BUT+
the fact that the writer asks about that info means that they havenāt seen the other nations WHICH MEANS that this person is most likely from inazuma because there is a travel ban- no one is allowed to leave nor enter. BUT as we all know, scaramouche is from inazuma and+
a fatui harbinger at the same time (which means he escaped inazuma), so i think kazuha wrote these letters to scara so he can ask him about the world and if heās doing well because as we can see it looks like they are close
NOW THE SECOND LETTER: is this more inazuma lore? we donāt know anything about a war happening in inazuma YET but it will make sense considering the fact that the electro archon refuses to give electro visions because they are afraid that theyll be overthrown. a war is a perfect+
trigger for that right? ābut now, each and every one trembles under Her Excellencyās thundering wrathā NOW i have a few things to say about this:
the fact that he wrote ānowā means that it was a war between the people and the archon but they lost the war and now+
the fact that he wrote ānowā means that it was a war between the people and the archon but they lost the war and now+
they tremble upon āHer Excellencyās thundering wrathā. here we see the way he addressed said person. but i want your attention somewhere else. her āthundering wrathā. thundering. that means it is in fact the electro archon. now you can say āwell this can be the tsaritsa as wellā+
but this is where youāre wrong. in childeās voice line he says the tsaritsaās name, āHer Royal Highness the Tsaritsaā which means heās not afraid to say her name from what we saw, the people of inazuma are afraid of their archon, too scared to even say her name, possibly+
because as we know, archons can hear all the wishes their citizens (and not only) say. for example if you say āugh barbatosā gone off somewhere againā heāll hear it because his archon name is mentioned (iām actually not 100% sure tho, what i do know is that they can hear every+
wish, but iām not sure if just their name counts but itās a rlly strong theory nonetheless). also one thing i would like to add is that if it really was the tsaritsa, they wouldnāt really use āthunderingā right? they couldāve used freezing or enormous even. i rest my case here. +
āthe beach that we used to go to has been sealed. but i found a way to get this letter nonethelessā. as we all know inazuma is an island so considering the fact that no one is allowed to leave (and enter), itās only logical that the beaches are sealed so it IS in fact inazuma. +
THE THIRD LETTER: weāll just ignore paimon and jump right into it. thereās nothing i can say about the old friend part except where he says āperhaps heās right, and i should accept reality.ā this implies that they havenāt seen each other in a long time (quite obvious) but+
kazuha still wants to maintain some sort of communication which means they were quite close. by the āi have not received a reply from you in a long timeā is probably because the letters washed up on the shore of dragonspine which means scaramouche had no way of finding out+
about them. now here it gets interesting; āattach your insignia to your letter, that i may recognize you by its presence when the time comesā you see we are going to connect the dots here. whoās the person who was originally from inazuma that joined the fatui? scaramouche. +
and what do fatui have? insignias. that means kazuha KNOWS scaramouche has gone off to join the fatui which further confirms my theories. letās continue, ādo you remember Uyuu restaurant? we shall meet thereā now iām not 10000% sure that āuyuuā is of japanese origins+
but according to my very quick research it means nonexistent (btw feel free to correct my if i made a mistake in the replies!) But yes if uyuu in āuyuu restaurantā is indeed confirmed to be japanese then this further proves my point in this long ass thread. after the restaurant+
part is overall boring and unimportant stuff except maybe the āperhaps you might be able to find the original owner for meā part? does this mean scaramouche or kazuha āmightā find about the traveler having those letter which is the way we fall into yet another rabbit hole. +
will kazuha open up and tell us about his and scaraās past? how will scaramouche react if he finds out about traveler (the one he literally attempted to kill) holding those dear letters? will his personality change from mean to kind? is his awful personality just+
a mask then? in terms of brainrot, we have brainrot. Anyway this is pretty much the whole thread proving that scaramouche and kazuha are in fact related of some sort and that theyāre bffs. there are also some elements in their outfits that match but iām not sure if itās
just cultural elements as iām not japanese and iām not educated on that topic. i hope yāall had fun brainrotting as much as i did and u can follow me, a kazuha and scaramouche (desperate) wanter for more banger content
one more thing iād like to add is that kazuhaās description is āA wandering samurai from Inazuma who is currently with Liyue's Crux Fleet. A gentle and carefree soul whose heart hides a great many burdens.ā which just gives me so many theory ideas i canāt wait for 1.6 now omg
also thanks to @X1AOSGF for helping me find out about this omg i owe u my firstborn
āhow did you write 22 tweets of this?ā well you see-
also excuse me for the typos i cannot spell to save my life omg
okay so i just found out this is actually ayakaās letters to her brother and... i feel dumb now omg this was supposed to be a fun little thread for those who like the two or think they are related so donāt take this too seriously <3
also just to clarify, i donāt really ship characters in general and this includes kazuha and scara! i made this thread because i thought there was a connection between the two like maybe childhood friends or smth so once again, please donāt take this thread seriously !
muting this rn!
