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I'll do PhD in milk(sorry Doodh!

) tonight

Will be posting some weird and curious queries of people here :

Q- Agar doodh na ho to milk powder use kar sakte hain kya

Q - Doodh ke jagah Kadha de sakte hain kya, because lockdown chal raha

Answer given by one of the panelist: Nahi ! Jis Gaadi ke engine mein jo oil lagta hai wahi daalte hain, koi aur nahi

Some just said : Ye sahityik charcha ho rahi hai

Hey bhagwaan !!

Someone just said : We should know ki Suhagrat ke din doodh ke glass ka mahatwa kya hota hai ??

#doodh

Q- Agar doodh mein zehar mila ke de to kya Crime Patrol mein entry mil sakti hai kya ??

Q - Agar vaccine liya to kitne din baad doodh ke sakta hain ?

Answer: Please wait, COVID doodh bhi aa raha hai

Note it guys : Ye doodh ice breaker ka kaam karta hai

Q - Doodh kaha piye agar Mars pe jaana ho us din toh, Prithvi pe ya Mars pe because gravity kam hoti udhar ??

Answer: Doodh wahi piye jis maidaan par khel ho raha ho

#doodh #morni

Q - Doodh ki jagah chai pi sakte hain kya?
A: Gaming shuru karne se doodh hi pina hai, tea breaks to chalta rehta hai beech mein.

Q - Doodh mein Rooh Afza mila sakte hain kya us din ?

Q - Agar Himachal gaye to doodh kaise piye because jam jaaegi udhar?

A- Koi baat nahi! Kulfi le jaaen aur pighlakar anand lein karyakram se pehle .

Lo ji! Ab to Piyush Mishra bhi aa gaye

His wirds: Tum yuhi so jaaenge aur hum doodh pikar yuhi reh jaaenge (in Gangs of Wasseypur style)

Q- Mangal grah pe doodh ka kya effect hoga ??

A few screen recordings of that epic SPACE session

Shahrukh, Piyush Mishra, Nawazuddin Siddiqui, Ajay Devgan... sab hain idhar

Vasooli doodh

Ending this thread for now

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