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Q- Doosh share krne se per. pr farak?
A- doodh share krna zaruri h. Anand ayega. Lehre uthengi ...
Q- Agar doodh kisi or ne piliya , to kya kare
A- jisne dudh piya , takat usi me hogi. Vahi kam kr skta h
Q- can we use milk powder directly ?
A- sabhi safed chiz dudh nahi hoti. Dikkat hojayegi...
Q- dudh ki jagah kada pi skte h? Corona se b bachav hojega
A- nahi bataya
Q- kitni der tak asar reh skta h dudh ka?
A- kamre ke bahar gau mata ko virajman kijiye , shakti kam hone par sip le aaye.
Q- flavour wala dudh chalega? Kacha dudh kaisa rhega?
A- Ubale huye dudh ko use kre.gungune dudh me dry fruit. Cold coffe nahi peena.
Note:- mudde se nahi bhatke ! Please 
Note 2- vimal wale dudh ka sewan nahi karna. Bache tedhe medhe paida honge
Breaking -
Doodh experts par uthaye gaye swal. Experts ke dil par lagi thes.
Doodh experts par uthaye gaye swal. Experts ke dil par lagi thes.
Q- masturba**n se pehle dudh ka upyog kaisa rahega?
A- koi performance pressure na hone ke karan it's your choice. 1 sec ,10 min kitta bhi time lge , farak nahi padta.
Sodha ji, faltu sawal nahi. Doodh onli.
Q- vaccine lene ke kitne din bad doodh ka sevan kar skte h?
A- CoviDoodh ane ka intezar kre. Fir use hi istemal kre
Q- karyakram se pehle agar gas hojaye , toh doodh ka sevan karna chahiye , ya nahi?
A- kal ka space ( paad ) ka conclusion thaz padne se pyar failta h.
Agar doodh ke sevan se pad fail rha hai, pyar badhega... Koi dikkat nahi
Agar doodh ke sevan se pad fail rha hai, pyar badhega... Koi dikkat nahi
*gas ki goli pehle hi lele. Ya fir gas banne me 20 min lgte h , usse pehle karyakram khatan hojaye.
Q- agar 2 jodo ki shadi prithvi par hai, suhagrat mangal par , toh dudh kaha piye?
A- agar khela mars pr khelna h, to mars pr hi doodh piyen....
* Morni OP 
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Ek question report nahi kar paunga.
Case nahi krvana
Case nahi krvana
Q- kya roohafza doodh koi fayda karega? Ya koi farak nahi...
A- Garmi bohot hoti hai, roohafza man ko shanti dene ka kam krega.
Sfurti ayegi, shanti rahegi , jadi butiya bhi hoti hai...
Bohot fayda hai roohafza ka .
Sfurti ayegi, shanti rahegi , jadi butiya bhi hoti hai...
Bohot fayda hai roohafza ka .
Q- kya doodh me vodka mila sakte hain?
A- agar pet me doodh fata , toh aur b bohot kuch fat jayega. Rehne hi dein
Q- doodh ki jagah chai ka sevan kiya ja sakta hai?
A- chai me caffine padarth hote hain. Aise samay par sfurti ke liye doodh ka hi sevan karna sahi rhega.
*innings ki shuruat me doodh hi lein. Bich me strategic timeout ke dauran chai bhi pi ja sakti hai.
Test match hai, lamba chalega.
Test match hai, lamba chalega.
Q- doodh me shilajit ka upyog kar skte hain?
A- doodh ne shilajit chalega , par viagra ka upyog avoid kare , bina doctor ki consultation ke ...
Important - Chai me thoda sa, bohot hi thoda sa , nicotine hota hai.
But yes , hota hai.
But yes , hota hai.
Q- himachal me ghumne jate time agar doodh kulfi ban jaye , to aage kya kare..
A- karyakram ke chalte , itni garmi utpann hojani chahiye , ki kulfi thande doodh me tapdeel hojaye.
Update - agyani doodh pite pite lapata huye 
Q- kya selmon bhoi fans ko footpath par doodh ka sevan karna chahiye ?
A- no controversial questions please
IMPORTANT-
Vegan log doodh me palak ka patta daalkar sevan kar sakte hain.
Vegan log doodh me palak ka patta daalkar sevan kar sakte hain.
CONCLUSION Gungune doodh ka sevan kijiye or macha dijiye.
PS- kal 9:30 baje , naya topic.
Zaroor zaroor aana.
Zaroor zaroor aana.
