bts members as british towns, a thread:
(i’m v bored as you can probably tell)
yoongi ~ slough

he’s convenient to have around and so is slough because it’s close to windsor but cheaper, got europe’s biggest trading estate on bath road (a4) and it’s equidistant between london and reading.
+ another similarity between the two is that they’re both often perceived as grey and soulless but are both definitely amazing and iconic.
jin ~ haddington

tbh i feel like he’d actually like haggis so i put him in scotland. i think the pubs and sandwich bars that belong to the town truly reflect jin’s aura. the multiple trout fisheries in haddington, i feel, are perfect to match jin’s inner passion for fish.
hoseok ~ brighton

one look at him and you know he’s rich af so i think 100% he’s the embodiment of brighton. he’s a ball of sunshine, a lot like brighton, which is by the seaside. in addition, brighton pride is full of people wearing designer sweatbands, so ig he’d fit in easy.
namjoon ~ ballymoney

he’s most similar to ballymoney. this is because, outside belfast it’s quiet, so he could peacefully practice namjooning in the countryside. namjoon is very relaxed and cultured so i feel like he’d be the small, humble town of ballymoney.
jimin ~ norwich

(not a town but whatever)

jimin’s a huge fan of alcohol, a lot like the residents of norwich tbh. i feel that if he lived in norwich, you’d probably find him down a spoons, scoring a pint. he’s also very charismatic and attractive, just like norwich.
taehyung ~ llanrwst

i’ve taken tae’s love of old architecture and landscape photography into account and have decided on this ancient, aesthetic welsh town for him. like llanrwst, tae is very quirky and not like other girls ✌️.
jungkook ~ also norwich

equal to jimin, if jungkook were to live in norwich, he’d spend most of his free time down a spoons near his flat. he drinks beer like it’s water, and water like it’s beer. he’s also incredibly charming, exactly like norwich.
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