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Wanna have a thread of aziracrow through the ages but it’s explained with progressively weirder titles? Well you’re getting it anyways, enjoy
Neglect of fire hazard in inexpert hands
Unknowing accomplices in animal species extinction
Judging humanity while flipping gender off
Shameless public flirting with aid of aphrodisiac
Humans dragged in mud and fog to witness homoerotic flirtation (plus armors)
Accidental boosting of playwright’s career to make crush smile
Planning a (not so) impromptu date ends with collateral murder
Ducks witness breakup over water request
Destroying N*zi and holding hands under the moonlight is the new “I love you”
Receiving water hurts, but not as much as failing to be a Uber for the love of your life
Lunch as proven procrastination method before the end of the world
Poorly planned simultaneous entrance is conspicuous
Magic tricks are proposed as substitution of child murder
Top 10 most inconvenient public places to make out
Top 10 most inconvenient times to break up dramatically
Armed onlookers applaud the youth of today for successful evasion of end of humanity
Sharing is caring
Marriage is made official after thousands of years of missing certificate
Sleeping reptile misses multiple dates with partner: number of cakes produced in meantime still unknown
End of thread
Or
Sleeping reptile causes worldwide distress
Or
Sleeping reptile causes worldwide distress
