Wanna have a thread of aziracrow through the ages but it’s explained with progressively weirder titles? Well you’re getting it anyways, enjoy

Neglect of fire hazard in inexpert hands

Unknowing accomplices in animal species extinction

Judging humanity while flipping gender off

Shameless public flirting with aid of aphrodisiac

Humans dragged in mud and fog to witness homoerotic flirtation (plus armors)

Accidental boosting of playwright’s career to make crush smile

Planning a (not so) impromptu date ends with collateral murder

Ducks witness breakup over water request

Destroying N*zi and holding hands under the moonlight is the new “I love you”

Receiving water hurts, but not as much as failing to be a Uber for the love of your life

Lunch as proven procrastination method before the end of the world

Poorly planned simultaneous entrance is conspicuous

Magic tricks are proposed as substitution of child murder

Top 10 most inconvenient public places to make out

Top 10 most inconvenient times to break up dramatically

Armed onlookers applaud the youth of today for successful evasion of end of humanity

Sharing is caring

Marriage is made official after thousands of years of missing certificate

Sleeping reptile misses multiple dates with partner: number of cakes produced in meantime still unknown

End of thread
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Sleeping reptile causes worldwide distress