Welp, time to watch this thing I suppose

The movie's theme "Never Say Never Again" is good and it's played over an action scene instead of nude lady silhouettes that make me incredibly uncomfortable so that's a good

Got the female villain character and so far she's an absolute fashion icon, I hope she kills Bond in this one.

I do like Blofeld's insitence on bringing his cat to meetings

Bond just has a suitcase full of fancy foods and just alot of jams for some reason?

Like 6 jam jars

Old man Bond you IDIOT, can't spy for shit, got caught by the female fashion icon villain IMMEDIATELY

Having a surprising amount of fun with this movie, the fight scene in the place Bond is being stored due to being an old old man has alot of humerous gags, like nothing new, but nothing bad

Fashion lady has killed a henchman with help of a pet snake, a ramp of some kind, a conveniently placed brick wall and some explosives, no half measures I guess

This isn't really going to be me describing the plot, if you want the plot then imagine the plot to "Thunderball" because it's the same plot

there was some legal stuff around that movie, Ian was naughty and plagiarised a movie script, so the person who wrote that script also go the rights to adapt it with some other folks, hence this shameless attempt to necromance Connery

I'm mean, he's 52 which is younger than Roger was when he was in Octopussy in the same year

I like how no-one at Mi6 respects Bond, it's an ideal world

I think the villain (Lex?) just teleported!?! He was behind a a 1-way mirror and then, without any footsteps, he's at a piano on the other side of the room somehow?

We got our Q scene with an oddly unconventional Q

"Things haven't been the same without you."
"I hope we have some gratouitous sex and violence."

And other meta lines that make me wince.

Why did no-one warn me we have Mr Bean/Johnny English in here?

I really don't get what the woman see in Bond in these movies, especially the ones where the Bond actor is like 50-something

Ok turns out that woman was just doing it to kill bond via puting a thing that attracts sharks to him on him- also it was Fashion Lady! Or Fatima

I'd rather follow Fatima because she has good dress sense while bond is currently just wearing blue dungarees and nothing else and we're meant to think he's cool?

This thread is really meant to test the patience of that one Bond writer who follows me for no apparent reason