Casually talking about milk and suhaagraat and finding scientific ways to uphold patriarchy yasss
The space link here https://twitter.com/devilsxblessing/status/1391444914693574661
FIRST NIGHT PERFORMANCE PRESSURE IS ON THE BOYS
What to do when badhboo
“Dudh mein Vimal mila sakte hai”?
They have a lady medical expert who’s constantly being asked anonymously why she’s getting excited about the topic...
Laung kha le, munh mein badhboo nahi aayega, baaki aap kis prakaar se anand lena chahte hai...
“Milk is the national aphrodiac”
Mixing chocolate syrup into milk has warranted its own discourse on how it’s not easily available
15 days of prep must ✨

I really love how their hearts are in the right place?
HARVARD STUDY CITING SECTION
Can we get away with eating rasgolla instead of consuming milk - is it just me or are underhanded jokes being made as well?
Someone from the LGBT community- who should bring the milk when 2 men are getting married?
Ans: Both should bring a half glass, drink a swig and exchange.
The emphasis on rotation of speakers. For something so incredible, the professionalism blows my mind
“Sabse bade mahattvapoorn space yehi raha hoga”
New speaker wants to explain to the feminists why the woman should bring the milk to the groom
“These questions should not be asked, it is a very special process, doesn’t matter if the wife is Papa ki pari or has never stepped inside a kitchen”
LGBT - Jab talwar se talwar hi ladna hai it doesn’t matter who brings the milk first
Even in LGBT - there will be an aggressor and one subdued person
Thoughts on milk powder: acceptable where milk is not available
They’re calling out Trad Hindu (Anandita) aiyyo 😭😭😭
The men are asking the challenger to take the squabble elsewhere
“Kripya scientific temperament rakhke baatein kare”
Love how cis het men are happy to answer questions about LGBT - aggressor theory bro vs equitable bro (use two glasses)
“Katna toh karbooje hi hai, chaaku kisi ke haath mein bhi ho “
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