My wife has flown to Texas for work and I’m alone for basically a week for the first time in about 13 months
As you can see I’m off to a dramatic start
I had broccoli for dinner and went for a walk in the rain. LIVE IT UP.
Follow me on Instagram for more photos of my soggy evening walk with my amazing new phone camera http://instagram.com/schadenjake 
I’m going to keep this thread going for the duration of my forced bachelordom, so come back tomorrow for more unrestrained mayhem (SNEAK PEEK: I’m going to go to the gym and have a salad for lunch)
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