One minute in it's already killing me.

Giving me serious Dr. Evil vibes throughout the monologue

WE HAVE AN O.J. SIMPSON JOKE

"This show is live, a lot of people don't realize that."

"And I'm excited for my Mother's Day gift. I just hope it's not Dogecoin!"
MEMES 42069 ON BRAND MEMES ON BRAND MEMES DOGGOS PUPPERS MEMES ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND

I don't know how much more of this I can take

"We tried everything we could in surgery, and it was sus for a while, but we have your bestie on a machine and we're doing everything we can."

I can't believe 30 Rock has broken through the barrier of reality like a Sutter Cane story.

"Yes, Mister Powers, very fleek."

wait is this man straight up just doing old Mike Myers characters? And they landed on Sprockets?

Oh it's in Iceland I bet they won't OH NO THERE IT IS