One minute in it& #39;s already killing me.
Giving me serious Dr. Evil vibes throughout the monologue
WE HAVE AN O.J. SIMPSON JOKE
"This show is live, a lot of people don& #39;t realize that."
"And I& #39;m excited for my Mother& #39;s Day gift. I just hope it& #39;s not Dogecoin!"
MEMES 42069 ON BRAND MEMES ON BRAND MEMES DOGGOS PUPPERS MEMES ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND ON BRAND
I don& #39;t know how much more of this I can take
"We tried everything we could in surgery, and it was sus for a while, but we have your bestie on a machine and we& #39;re doing everything we can."

I can& #39;t believe 30 Rock has broken through the barrier of reality like a Sutter Cane story.
"Yes, Mister Powers, very fleek."
wait is this man straight up just doing old Mike Myers characters? And they landed on Sprockets?
Oh it& #39;s in Iceland I bet they won& #39;t OH NO THERE IT IS
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