Saw some news about some orthodox professor saying that oral sex is dirty and a sin and married people who practice it aren't really Christians. That's totally hilarious.
Reminds me of this thread I saw once about how, by focusing on the afterlife, christianity effectively severs the connection between your body and your mind/spirit. You know what else does that? Trauma.
I do not believe in a god who makes a body capable of enjoying things and then forbids all of the 'weird' lovely messy things you can do with it. That's self loathing. Doesn't sound divine to me at all.