I sat down last night to watch a new 'Murders in the Snow', an Italian yoke called Ice Cold Murders - but No! No! NO!!!
The detective lad is NOT a tormented loner but a SLAYZEE oul goat who demonstrates his maverickness by refusing to wear suitable boots for the cold!
No! He is still parading around in his city loafers from when he lived in Rome even though this new place is under 4 foot of snow.
He left Rome 'under a cloud' but there is NO cloud, he simply couldn't keep his lad in his pants for FIVE minutes.
I hated him and am OUT
I mean, the scene where he bursts into the wedding dress shop, some poor girl on the plinth getting fitted, wrestles Nora into a back room, rides her in 30 seconds then hurries back out through the shop, still tucking his lad away - are we meant to be CHARMED?!?!
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