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hanamaki asking the class what it& #39;s like to have a hot best friend and oikawa throwing his pencil down like he& #39;s DREADING answering this but has to... though the question wasn& #39;t actually for him
hanamaki: ALRIGHT SETTLE DOWN LMFAO. i got a question for you all. [eyes iwaizumi in particular] what& #39;s it LIKE to have a hot best friend?
iwa: a— [interrupted by the sound of clattering]
[the whole class turns to oikawa who is pinching his nose bridge]
oikawa: it& #39;s not easy—
iwa: a— [interrupted by the sound of clattering]
[the whole class turns to oikawa who is pinching his nose bridge]
oikawa: it& #39;s not easy—
[the class goes wild. everyone is screaming. oikawa just keeps going and hanamaki is trying to get everyone to settle down]
oikawa: i mean i get he doesn& #39;t even mean to be? but he& #39;s like the whole damn shebang and i just gotta sit here taking it all in with no one else to tell?
oikawa: i mean i get he doesn& #39;t even mean to be? but he& #39;s like the whole damn shebang and i just gotta sit here taking it all in with no one else to tell?
oikawa: so, that& #39;s kind of my experience. you don& #39;t really become immune to something that just keeps getting worse—
hanamaki: so you& #39;re saying—
oikawa: does anyone else relate to that? it& #39;s kind of difficult
half the class, in love with iwaizumi: [nodding sagely]
hanamaki: so you& #39;re saying—
oikawa: does anyone else relate to that? it& #39;s kind of difficult
half the class, in love with iwaizumi: [nodding sagely]
oikawa: and it& #39;s been since childhood. i know what he [jabs a thumb in iwaizumi& #39;s direction] looks like with drool all over his chin
iwa: hold the fu—
oikawa: and still somehow all those years don& #39;t override this? [gestures widely to iwaizumi, seated to his left]. seriously
iwa: hold the fu—
oikawa: and still somehow all those years don& #39;t override this? [gestures widely to iwaizumi, seated to his left]. seriously
yuito, seated at the back: i get what you mean. you& #39;ve been strong all this time
iwa: what the fuck
souta: i admire your tenacity, oikawa. few would be able to endure it
oikawa: i know, right? what about you guys, though?
souta, shaking his head: nothing comparable
iwa: what the fuck
souta: i admire your tenacity, oikawa. few would be able to endure it
oikawa: i know, right? what about you guys, though?
souta, shaking his head: nothing comparable
hanamaki: alright, back to the topic on hand.
hanamaki: iwaizumi?
oikawa, confused: why are you—was that question for him?!
matsukawa: i& #39;m surprised you didn& #39;t think of that first
iwa: me too actually
oikawa: you& #39;re saying i& #39;m hot
iwa: aren& #39;t you?
oikawa: not to you!
hanamaki: iwaizumi?
oikawa, confused: why are you—was that question for him?!
matsukawa: i& #39;m surprised you didn& #39;t think of that first
iwa: me too actually
oikawa: you& #39;re saying i& #39;m hot
iwa: aren& #39;t you?
oikawa: not to you!
iwa: what do you mean, not to me?
oikawa, darkening: you...
hanamaki: alright EVERYBODY OUT
sayuri: i wanna see this though
hanamaki: no exceptions LET& #39;S GO PEOPLE
iwa: don& #39;t tell me you& #39;re upset?
oikawa: i just feel like a fool somehow? this doesn& #39;t mean anything, right?
oikawa, darkening: you...
hanamaki: alright EVERYBODY OUT
sayuri: i wanna see this though
hanamaki: no exceptions LET& #39;S GO PEOPLE
iwa: don& #39;t tell me you& #39;re upset?
oikawa: i just feel like a fool somehow? this doesn& #39;t mean anything, right?
iwa:
iwa, looking away: of course not, anyone with two eyes can see you& #39;re attractive, oikawa
oikawa: [shakes his head] it& #39;s weird when you say it though, so if you don& #39;t mean anything by it just don& #39;t, i think
iwa: why?
iwa, loudly: WHY IS EVERYONE AT THE WINDOW?
iwa, looking away: of course not, anyone with two eyes can see you& #39;re attractive, oikawa
oikawa: [shakes his head] it& #39;s weird when you say it though, so if you don& #39;t mean anything by it just don& #39;t, i think
iwa: why?
iwa, loudly: WHY IS EVERYONE AT THE WINDOW?
oikawa, not minding: because if two best friends find each other hot isn& #39;t that kind of weird?
yuito, through the glass: oh my god!
iwa: no?
oikawa: i see
hanamaki: OH MY GOD.
oikawa, chuckling: don& #39;t say it anyway. i won& #39;t be able to handle it, i think
iwa: ...okay
yuito, through the glass: oh my god!
iwa: no?
oikawa: i see
hanamaki: OH MY GOD.
oikawa, chuckling: don& #39;t say it anyway. i won& #39;t be able to handle it, i think
iwa: ...okay
[the next day, over the pa system]
iwa& #39;s voice: [crackle] is this thing on? yeah [laughter]
iwa& #39;s voice: OIKAWA TOORU
iwa& #39;s voice: i know you can hear this
oikawa, at a speaker: shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP
iwa& #39;s voice: the whole school knows you& #39;re hot so own it
iwa& #39;s voice: [crackle] is this thing on? yeah [laughter]
iwa& #39;s voice: OIKAWA TOORU
iwa& #39;s voice: i know you can hear this
oikawa, at a speaker: shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP
iwa& #39;s voice: the whole school knows you& #39;re hot so own it
freshman 1: is that iwaizumi-senpai?!
freshman 2: i heard he was out to prank oikawa-senpai over something, but i don& #39;t know if this is it
freshman 3, popping gum: you really think this is some prank
freshman 2: i mean he& #39;s just teasing
freshman 3, darkly: we don& #39;t know that
freshman 2: i heard he was out to prank oikawa-senpai over something, but i don& #39;t know if this is it
freshman 3, popping gum: you really think this is some prank
freshman 2: i mean he& #39;s just teasing
freshman 3, darkly: we don& #39;t know that
oikawa& #39;s voice: iwa-chan! stop that right now!
iwa& #39;s voice: ladies and gentlemen seijoh& #39;s hottie is here. can i get a round of applause? yes, thank you
oikawa& #39;s voice: what are you doing?!
iwa& #39;s voice: this is the pa system [gestures] and this is a public service announcement
iwa& #39;s voice: ladies and gentlemen seijoh& #39;s hottie is here. can i get a round of applause? yes, thank you
oikawa& #39;s voice: what are you doing?!
iwa& #39;s voice: this is the pa system [gestures] and this is a public service announcement
oikawa& #39;s voice: let go of that button. now.
iwa& #39;s voice: i guess that& #39;ll be all folks [crackle]
oikawa: [throws his shoe] you idiot! i told you to stop that!
iwa: you need to get used to hearing it from me!
oikawa: no i don& #39;t??? STOP IT
iwa: no
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oikawa: h-how did you say—
iwa& #39;s voice: i guess that& #39;ll be all folks [crackle]
oikawa: [throws his shoe] you idiot! i told you to stop that!
iwa: you need to get used to hearing it from me!
oikawa: no i don& #39;t??? STOP IT
iwa: no
oikawa: h-how did you say—
iwa: okay. how about if i said i actually did mean something by it?
oikawa: no you don& #39;t.
iwa: if i do? what& #39;ll you do then?
oikawa: that& #39;s not something i& #39;ll encounter. you don& #39;t
iwa, sighing: you sound so sure
oikawa: well maybe if this whole time i didn& #39;t... iwa—button.
oikawa: no you don& #39;t.
iwa: if i do? what& #39;ll you do then?
oikawa: that& #39;s not something i& #39;ll encounter. you don& #39;t
iwa, sighing: you sound so sure
oikawa: well maybe if this whole time i didn& #39;t... iwa—button.
iwa: shit, i& #39;m sorry
oikawa, inhaling: they heard that
iwa: how much do you think they bet?
oikawa: what would they bet about?
iwa: maybe me confessing
oikawa: what?
iwa, shrugging: i like you, oikawa. i& #39;m not just saying you& #39;re hot, though it& #39;s an objective—
oikawa: WHAT?
oikawa, inhaling: they heard that
iwa: how much do you think they bet?
oikawa: what would they bet about?
iwa: maybe me confessing
oikawa: what?
iwa, shrugging: i like you, oikawa. i& #39;m not just saying you& #39;re hot, though it& #39;s an objective—
oikawa: WHAT?
iwa: i like you?
oikawa: you& #39;re joking
iwa: no?
oikawa: oh my god
iwa: you& #39;re not giving me the reaction i hoped for...
oikawa: excuse me for not knowing how to act around you i think i& #39;ve reached my threshold for that
oikawa: oh my god
oikawa: i& #39;ve liked you too
oikawa: you& #39;re joking
iwa: no?
oikawa: oh my god
iwa: you& #39;re not giving me the reaction i hoped for...
oikawa: excuse me for not knowing how to act around you i think i& #39;ve reached my threshold for that
oikawa: oh my god
oikawa: i& #39;ve liked you too
seijoh& #39;s principal, tossing a cheque across his desk: tsk
his secretary: you underestimated those two
principal: i thought for sure they wouldn& #39;t break school rules
secretary: technically, it /was/ reckless, they didn& #39;t
principal: damn it
his secretary: you underestimated those two
principal: i thought for sure they wouldn& #39;t break school rules
secretary: technically, it /was/ reckless, they didn& #39;t
principal: damn it
hanamaki, whisper-shouting outside the radio room: what are you all still doing here??? disperse! DISPERSE!!!
the door knob: [turning]
hanamaki: RUN. CLASSROOM, NOW. BETS. PAY UP
yuito: bout to be ¥¥¥ richer
souta: same bro
oikawa, sighing: are they gone?
iwa: i hope so
the door knob: [turning]
hanamaki: RUN. CLASSROOM, NOW. BETS. PAY UP
yuito: bout to be ¥¥¥ richer
souta: same bro
oikawa, sighing: are they gone?
iwa: i hope so
