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hanamaki asking the class what it's like to have a hot best friend and oikawa throwing his pencil down like he's DREADING answering this but has to... though the question wasn't actually for him
hanamaki: ALRIGHT SETTLE DOWN LMFAO. i got a question for you all. [eyes iwaizumi in particular] what's it LIKE to have a hot best friend?
iwa: a— [interrupted by the sound of clattering]
[the whole class turns to oikawa who is pinching his nose bridge]
oikawa: it's not easy—
iwa: a— [interrupted by the sound of clattering]
[the whole class turns to oikawa who is pinching his nose bridge]
oikawa: it's not easy—
[the class goes wild. everyone is screaming. oikawa just keeps going and hanamaki is trying to get everyone to settle down]
oikawa: i mean i get he doesn't even mean to be? but he's like the whole damn shebang and i just gotta sit here taking it all in with no one else to tell?
oikawa: i mean i get he doesn't even mean to be? but he's like the whole damn shebang and i just gotta sit here taking it all in with no one else to tell?
oikawa: so, that's kind of my experience. you don't really become immune to something that just keeps getting worse—
hanamaki: so you're saying—
oikawa: does anyone else relate to that? it's kind of difficult
half the class, in love with iwaizumi: [nodding sagely]
hanamaki: so you're saying—
oikawa: does anyone else relate to that? it's kind of difficult
half the class, in love with iwaizumi: [nodding sagely]
oikawa: and it's been since childhood. i know what he [jabs a thumb in iwaizumi's direction] looks like with drool all over his chin
iwa: hold the fu—
oikawa: and still somehow all those years don't override this? [gestures widely to iwaizumi, seated to his left]. seriously
iwa: hold the fu—
oikawa: and still somehow all those years don't override this? [gestures widely to iwaizumi, seated to his left]. seriously
yuito, seated at the back: i get what you mean. you've been strong all this time
iwa: what the fuck
souta: i admire your tenacity, oikawa. few would be able to endure it
oikawa: i know, right? what about you guys, though?
souta, shaking his head: nothing comparable
iwa: what the fuck
souta: i admire your tenacity, oikawa. few would be able to endure it
oikawa: i know, right? what about you guys, though?
souta, shaking his head: nothing comparable
hanamaki: alright, back to the topic on hand.
hanamaki: iwaizumi?
oikawa, confused: why are you—was that question for him?!
matsukawa: i'm surprised you didn't think of that first
iwa: me too actually
oikawa: you're saying i'm hot
iwa: aren't you?
oikawa: not to you!
hanamaki: iwaizumi?
oikawa, confused: why are you—was that question for him?!
matsukawa: i'm surprised you didn't think of that first
iwa: me too actually
oikawa: you're saying i'm hot
iwa: aren't you?
oikawa: not to you!
iwa: what do you mean, not to me?
oikawa, darkening: you...
hanamaki: alright EVERYBODY OUT
sayuri: i wanna see this though
hanamaki: no exceptions LET'S GO PEOPLE
iwa: don't tell me you're upset?
oikawa: i just feel like a fool somehow? this doesn't mean anything, right?
oikawa, darkening: you...
hanamaki: alright EVERYBODY OUT
sayuri: i wanna see this though
hanamaki: no exceptions LET'S GO PEOPLE
iwa: don't tell me you're upset?
oikawa: i just feel like a fool somehow? this doesn't mean anything, right?
iwa:
iwa, looking away: of course not, anyone with two eyes can see you're attractive, oikawa
oikawa: [shakes his head] it's weird when you say it though, so if you don't mean anything by it just don't, i think
iwa: why?
iwa, loudly: WHY IS EVERYONE AT THE WINDOW?
iwa, looking away: of course not, anyone with two eyes can see you're attractive, oikawa
oikawa: [shakes his head] it's weird when you say it though, so if you don't mean anything by it just don't, i think
iwa: why?
iwa, loudly: WHY IS EVERYONE AT THE WINDOW?
oikawa, not minding: because if two best friends find each other hot isn't that kind of weird?
yuito, through the glass: oh my god!
iwa: no?
oikawa: i see
hanamaki: OH MY GOD.
oikawa, chuckling: don't say it anyway. i won't be able to handle it, i think
iwa: ...okay
yuito, through the glass: oh my god!
iwa: no?
oikawa: i see
hanamaki: OH MY GOD.
oikawa, chuckling: don't say it anyway. i won't be able to handle it, i think
iwa: ...okay
[the next day, over the pa system]
iwa's voice: [crackle] is this thing on? yeah [laughter]
iwa's voice: OIKAWA TOORU
iwa's voice: i know you can hear this
oikawa, at a speaker: shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP
iwa's voice: the whole school knows you're hot so own it
iwa's voice: [crackle] is this thing on? yeah [laughter]
iwa's voice: OIKAWA TOORU
iwa's voice: i know you can hear this
oikawa, at a speaker: shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP
iwa's voice: the whole school knows you're hot so own it
freshman 1: is that iwaizumi-senpai?!
freshman 2: i heard he was out to prank oikawa-senpai over something, but i don't know if this is it
freshman 3, popping gum: you really think this is some prank
freshman 2: i mean he's just teasing
freshman 3, darkly: we don't know that
freshman 2: i heard he was out to prank oikawa-senpai over something, but i don't know if this is it
freshman 3, popping gum: you really think this is some prank
freshman 2: i mean he's just teasing
freshman 3, darkly: we don't know that
oikawa's voice: iwa-chan! stop that right now!
iwa's voice: ladies and gentlemen seijoh's hottie is here. can i get a round of applause? yes, thank you
oikawa's voice: what are you doing?!
iwa's voice: this is the pa system [gestures] and this is a public service announcement
iwa's voice: ladies and gentlemen seijoh's hottie is here. can i get a round of applause? yes, thank you
oikawa's voice: what are you doing?!
iwa's voice: this is the pa system [gestures] and this is a public service announcement
oikawa's voice: let go of that button. now.
iwa's voice: i guess that'll be all folks [crackle]
oikawa: [throws his shoe] you idiot! i told you to stop that!
iwa: you need to get used to hearing it from me!
oikawa: no i don't??? STOP IT
iwa: no
oikawa: h-how did you say—
iwa's voice: i guess that'll be all folks [crackle]
oikawa: [throws his shoe] you idiot! i told you to stop that!
iwa: you need to get used to hearing it from me!
oikawa: no i don't??? STOP IT
iwa: no
oikawa: h-how did you say—
iwa: okay. how about if i said i actually did mean something by it?
oikawa: no you don't.
iwa: if i do? what'll you do then?
oikawa: that's not something i'll encounter. you don't
iwa, sighing: you sound so sure
oikawa: well maybe if this whole time i didn't... iwa—button.
oikawa: no you don't.
iwa: if i do? what'll you do then?
oikawa: that's not something i'll encounter. you don't
iwa, sighing: you sound so sure
oikawa: well maybe if this whole time i didn't... iwa—button.
iwa: shit, i'm sorry
oikawa, inhaling: they heard that
iwa: how much do you think they bet?
oikawa: what would they bet about?
iwa: maybe me confessing
oikawa: what?
iwa, shrugging: i like you, oikawa. i'm not just saying you're hot, though it's an objective—
oikawa: WHAT?
oikawa, inhaling: they heard that
iwa: how much do you think they bet?
oikawa: what would they bet about?
iwa: maybe me confessing
oikawa: what?
iwa, shrugging: i like you, oikawa. i'm not just saying you're hot, though it's an objective—
oikawa: WHAT?
iwa: i like you?
oikawa: you're joking
iwa: no?
oikawa: oh my god
iwa: you're not giving me the reaction i hoped for...
oikawa: excuse me for not knowing how to act around you i think i've reached my threshold for that
oikawa: oh my god
oikawa: i've liked you too
oikawa: you're joking
iwa: no?
oikawa: oh my god
iwa: you're not giving me the reaction i hoped for...
oikawa: excuse me for not knowing how to act around you i think i've reached my threshold for that
oikawa: oh my god
oikawa: i've liked you too
seijoh's principal, tossing a cheque across his desk: tsk
his secretary: you underestimated those two
principal: i thought for sure they wouldn't break school rules
secretary: technically, it /was/ reckless, they didn't
principal: damn it
his secretary: you underestimated those two
principal: i thought for sure they wouldn't break school rules
secretary: technically, it /was/ reckless, they didn't
principal: damn it
hanamaki, whisper-shouting outside the radio room: what are you all still doing here??? disperse! DISPERSE!!!
the door knob: [turning]
hanamaki: RUN. CLASSROOM, NOW. BETS. PAY UP
yuito: bout to be ¥¥¥ richer
souta: same bro
oikawa, sighing: are they gone?
iwa: i hope so
the door knob: [turning]
hanamaki: RUN. CLASSROOM, NOW. BETS. PAY UP
yuito: bout to be ¥¥¥ richer
souta: same bro
oikawa, sighing: are they gone?
iwa: i hope so
