It is almost two in the morning and I'm on hold with the emergency vet because Nemo (one of the fancy rats) somehow snuck a packet of my CBD powder during his social hour and ate the whole goddamn thing, paper and all
There's no THC and the vet tech had to take a breath to keep from laughing so I'm guessing it's probably fine, but I gotta check with one of their specialists and meanwhile I will say that Nemo, perhaps the most skittish of all of his brothers, seems extremely chill right now
Portrait of a criminal (I’m still on hold)
Okay so that second hold was the vet checking some notes and to quote her exactly Nemo is “probably absolutely fine” though I still need to monitor him, and I should “give him something fatty to help him absorb it, like nuts, or a tiny little pizza haha”
Lol Nemo basically just ate $2 and then got a medical blessing to chow down on more than his fair share of pine nuts, thanks a lot asshole
JUST IN CASE bc I don't want to be accidentally misleading:

- the vet said that I should watch for signs of abnormal behavior like drowsiness or inability to rouse him
- in her opinion, because I'd observed Nemo for a while before I called, she didn't think he ate much actually
If your pets accidentally eat CBD please do not take this thread in place of medical advice, call your vet! My vet specifically didn't seem worried bc I reported normal, healthy behavior; also, lol I still have to monitor him for four more hours
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