rindou: im passing the phone to someone who cried when they got their tattoo

*passes the phone to ran*

ran: im passing the phone to the mf who overdosed in a mcdonalds parking lot

*passes the phone to sanzu*
sanzu: we got food tho :/ im passing the phone to the one who wears contacts but tells everyone theyre his real eyes

*passes the phone to kakucho*

kakucho: how many times do i have to fucking tell you these are real i have heterochromia.

sanzu: congrats u love who u love <3
kakucho: thats not what it means oh my god you idiot. im passing the phone to the one who wakes up and does his eyeliner before he brushes his teeth

*passed the phone to mikey*

mikey: im passing the phone to someone who spent the gang budget on the new gucci slides
*passes the phone to koko*

koko: they werent the gucci slides they were the new louis vuitton shoes you ignorant slut. anyway im passing the phone to the one with the fake ass eyebrows cause he shaved them off

*passes the phone to kanji*
kanji: i said no comments on the fucking eyebrows how many times do i have to tell you. im passing the phone to the one who uses an entire can of grease to slick the hair back

*passes the phone to akashi*
akashi: shut up about the fuckin hair i use hairspray. im passing the phone to the one who’s hairdresser fucked their hair up completely so they had to do layers and now he has to keep the look because its his only unique feature

*passes the phone to ran*
ran: this isnt fun i dont wanna do this anymore
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