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I don’t understand the thesis of this post? I think the thesis of this post is very unclear… Title says Top 12 Most Unfuckable Men In FFXIV, but it then goes on to tell me “if I had to choose a man, I would be honored for Ser Aymeric de Borel to have a seat on my face.”
GAIUS VAN BAELSAR? AT NUMBER 9? COMING AFTER URIANGER AYMERIC AND CID?
**I FORGOT. AND GREEHAW?**
op has no race in their bio, and also something they should talk to a psychiatrist about
ESTINIEN LESS FUCKABLE THAN GAIUS?
THANCRED WATERS LESS FUCKABLE THAN BOTH GAIUS AND ZENOS? I HAVE AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE ON MY TL WHO PROVE THAT WRONG
“Hien is pretty cute. Unfortunately, he is also an imperialist” YOU RANKED HIM AS LESS FUCKABLE THAN ZENOS
im not genuinely mad about this it’s just the usual “I hate final fantasy fans” but… bongsmash… plus op said they were trying to be objective so…
***HAURCHEFANT AT NUMBER 1?***
being a lesbian and not wanting to fuck final fantasy men is ok and normal but I think theres a problem if you’re like However I do think emet is sexy
please, Please please please please pleasepleasePLEASE this made me feel like the skin was melting off my face
Well. I didn’t like this post. I didn’t like it one bit. Fascinating and terrible. And now we seal it up forever by ending this thread so its evils shall never see the light of daybreak amen.
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