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wib draft horses: jin’s a clydesdale, yes he knows the budweiser team, no he will not get you a date with one
jimin: haflinger. tiny, “excels in many different disciplines,” great with kids, natural blondes
tae: freesian. popular in films, absolutely slays with a perm, knows all their angles
hobi: hobi is a thoroughbred. how did he get here. why is he in this list.
yoongi: fjord. teeny, spiritually always wearing a mohawk, sure footed and nimble, literally 4000 years old
aint no rule says a fjord horse can’t be a shooting guard
namjoon: a shire horse! pulls heavy loads, noted amiable nature, now please someone help him he’s TOO BIG
jungkook: descendent of destriers! strongest of the heavy breeds! tremendously popular as a working horse, a pleasure horse, and a delicious snack! it’s the BELGIAN DRAFT ladies and gentlemen!!!
