We’ll be live tweeting tonight’s SNL. Follow this thread for hot autistic takes on what blue checkmarks believe is a “comedy show”.

Predictions:
- Elon is cringe
- Looks at the camera for confirmation
- Doge is mentioned in a facepalm way
- Doge doesn’t pump
- The guests work in a woke agenda somehow
- Make fun of Elon for being too rich
- Elon stutters through one of the skits and they cut to commercial

What’s with Miley’s titty swirls?

Alright enough singing. Jesus.

How many cast members does this show have wtf?

ONE OF US! HE ADMITS IT!

He’s having so much fun. We’re happy for him.

There we go. The dogecoin plug.

Also what is Elon, channeling Harry Styles? Androgynous dresses? He has that twink swagger. We kind of...like it? You express yourself however you want Elon.

They tried very hard to normalize Elon to the 30 IQ liberal crowd.

Oh fuck we realized we actually have to watch bad skits now. Immediately lost interest.

Wait is that Elon? He’s actually doing a really good job? This is borderline offensively bad writing though.

We low key want a supreme urn.

If this is inside the mind of a blue checkmark we are so grateful we have ostracized ourselves from society.

30 minute in Doge check.

We would rather see Elon on American Ninja Warrior.

This is so fucking cringe we’re literally offended. We want to write a strongly worded letter about the damage this is doing to the American psyche. How can they claim to be against racism and cultural appropriation when you have...this. This is more offensive than anything.

We’re literally pissed Elon forced us to watch this. Our sentiment shifted. Not sure we can get over this. Like what the fuck.

How could Elon associate his name with this crowd? This is the opposite of based. This is cucked. We literally feel we’re being MK Ultrad right now.

Genuine question: do people watch this and say “Oh boy, that was great!”?

Miley Cyrus looks like she has all the Hepatitises. Sorry Miley fans. But Jesus girl.

We figured it out. This is like a high school production you were forced to go to that just got more money and people got older. Meanwhile you’re having a way better time getting high in the bleachers or taking an extra long bathroom break to just walk around campus aimlessly.