You, me, gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish, Horny fish, you know what that means. Fish Orgy. The stench draws in a bear.
What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear Fight, Bare Handed, Bare-Naked? Oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a chuck-e-cheese, dance, dance, revolution. Revolution? Overthrow the government? Uh, I think so.
Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ. Then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun. Black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out, which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun.
Uh oh, looks like the meths kicking in! (monkey noises)
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