Judge Chamberlain Haller: When you come into my court looking like you do, you not only insult me, but you insult the integrity of this court!
- Vinny Gambini: I apologise, sir, but, uh... this is how I dress.

- Judge Chamberlain Haller: Fine. I& #39;ll let you off this one time. The next time you appear in my court, you will look lawyerly. And I mean you comb your hair, and wear a suit and tie. And that suit had better be made out of some sort of... cloth. You understand me?

- Vinny Gambini: Uh... yes. Fine, Judge, fine.”

Vinny: My clients were caught completely by surprise. They thought they were getting arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna.
Judge Haller: What are you telling me? That they plead not guilty?

Vinny: No. I& #39;m just trying to explain.
Judge Haller: I don& #39;t want to hear explanations. The state of Alabama has a procedure. And that procedure is to have an arraignment. Are we clear on this?
Vinny: Yes, but there seems to be a great deal of confusion here. You see, my clients

Judge Haller: Uh, Mr. Gambini?
[Motions for him to approach the bench]
Judge Haller: All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it: guilty or not guilty.
Vinny: But your honor, my clients didn& #39;t do anything.

Judge Haller: Once again, the communication process broken down. It appears to me that you want to skip the arraignment process, go directly to trial, skip that, and get a dismissal. Well, I& #39;m not about to revamp the entire judicial process just because you

find yourself in the unique position of defending clients who say they didn& #39;t do it.
...
Judge Haller: The next words out of your mouth better be "guilty" or "not guilty." I don& #39;t want to hear commentary, argument, or opinion.

If I hear anything other than "guilty" or "not guilty", you& #39;ll be in contempt. I don& #39;t even want to hear you clear your throat. Now, how do your clients plead?
Vinny: I think I get the point.
Judge Haller: No, I don& #39;t think you do. You& #39;re now in contempt of court.

Judge Haller:Would you like to go for two counts.
Vinny: Not guilty.
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